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Crack ho's
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Red Carpet is perfect
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Stand for something. Even if it sacrifices tackling.
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How many times can you use the words ****ing pussies in the name? Is there a length limit?
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Stormy Daniels
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The Stormy Daniels: it has big holes for everyone to see on video
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Sutton's Sieve
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X-Burger
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1 Attachment(s)
The Chewbacca Defense
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The No-Game Defense
The BLOW-by-ME Defense Plead the 5th Defense |
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The ROLFpack
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Shitshow taken?
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The OH NO, WE SUCK AGAIN'S
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Stacked shit efense
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You Want Fries With That?
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D stands for Derp
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Sutton's Soldiers of Sorrow
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Saint Patrick's Intermission
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Given that this D is sucking dick at an alarming, no.. historical, rate, and Lil' Kim supposedly had to have her stomach pumped due to ingesting too much semen..
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The Legion of Gloom or The Cover Who? are both stellar and appropriate.
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Was "day to day" suggested?
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the bend and bend over defense.
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"Soft as old man Sutton's 99 year old cock"
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Quaaludes for Mahomies
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"Bathroom Break"
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"Broken Big Screen TV's"
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Bleeding vaginas
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Public Enema No 1 Defense
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"Wet Toilet Paper Strong"
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The Weirdly Not-Weirdest part? Ron Jeremy discovered the body. |
The Burnt Ends
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Flaccid 3-4
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Tards & Yards
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One, two.. Cover Who?
Three, four... Open the door. Five Six... Get no picks. Seven Eight... get there late. Nine ten... they score again. |
11 Points of Blight.
The Dirty Dozen minus 1 The Song Remains the Same Keystone Cops VI Big Gash and the 1st Downers |
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Dumb and Dumberers
4 Quarters No Sense Defense |
" Swiss Cheese Defense"
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4 Down Syndrome
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We don't suck. We're 5 & 1.
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Playoff Berth Canal
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Hold My Purse
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Rare footage of the Chiefs D practice.
Sorry, can't embed but worth a look https://www.facebook.com/IntrashTten...0045367561974/ |
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Berry My Heart at Wounded Knee
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Veach moves have made the defense worse. Williams, Hitchens and Ragland have all stunk. They were brought in to help the run defense and somehow it got worse. Our LBs are massively playing bad.
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Hold my Beer.
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"The Mill D."
Because everyone present takes turns raping them for such an uncomfortably long time you just want to turn it off... The Accused (1988 film) -On April 18, 1987, at a local bar called "The Mill", 24-years old working-class woman Sarah Tobias (Jodie Foster) is gang raped by several drunk bar patrons, while onlookers cheer them on. |
Red-Helmeted Step Children
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Just call them the Debbie Dumps Defense...
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LEGION OF DOOM or Red Carpet EZ
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OP needs poll..
I like "Red Carpet" or "Bend and Snap" personally. |
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The Bigfoot Defense - its nonexistent.
The John Cenafense - you can't see them. The Strikeouts - They whiff on everything. The Oprah Defense - You get a touchdown, and you get a touchdown, etc. The Doorknob Defense - everyone gets a chance to score. Sent from my LG-H932 using Tapatalk |
Red carpet is the best name.
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The Maginot Linemen
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"lowercase d"
These assholes don't deserve to be reffered to as D |
Open Boarders/EZfense
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The great wall of suck
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The lost defense of Atlantis
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The “Great Red Freeway” all lanes are open and traffic is NOT an option on Sunday afternoons.
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Career Day defense Part II
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"The Lost Boys".........
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FAST TRACK
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TAMPAX Cuz these pussies are bleeding (yards,points, etc) more than a 13 year old
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WELCOME MATS - OPEN 24/7 365
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The Peterless Chiefs.
The Johnsonless Chiefs. |
The "Swiss Cheese Defense", it smells a little stale, is soft and pliable, but it is full of holes.
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