Yeah. It's like humans can't make up nicknames; that's unnatural. Nicknames just spontaneously appear in nature and magically manifest themselves onto the objects to which they refer.

And therein lies the problem. If we wait for Holthus to come up with something, we are going to get the most bundle of sticksy nickname imaginable.

"Chiefs Kingdom"

Yep, I rest my case.

Burned in a Blink Offense

Bring the hammer down...Bay-Be.

God please no

A take on the original submission:

Arrowhead-Temple of Zoom

Love you too!

The Scorched Turf Offense

If the defense pans out... Fast and the Furious

The "Independence Offense".
The "Raytown Chaser".
The "Chiefs Cookers". ROFL
The "Heisenberg's Helpers".
The "Cardiac Arrest".
The "Prematurely Aged".

Ugh. Just absolute shit at every flexing of the vocal cords. :shake:

Lol you should know what I mean. You can't just be like "ok, let's pick a nickname!" Nicknames are earned and repeated by people "naturally" meaning not being forced, and then it becomes the nickname.

I think that is why Legion of Zoom actually works....if you take the average 40 time for our WRs and RBs, I believe I read somewhere on here, they clock in at 4.39. Its crazy to think that Sammy Watkins is considered slow at a 4.45.

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Exactly !:rolleyes:

Pony Express went from St. Joe to Sacramento back in the day.

How about the "Red Rage Express" !!

How about Bukkake Tsunami?

I already said I’m gonna refer to Pat as Mega Man and I don’t care if I’m the only one! You can’t stop me!

This ones best yet

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I'm slightly disappointed you haven't found some way to incorporate dolphin rape into a nickname yet. Not going to lie.

Hill, Watkins, Hardman, Robinson, Pringle

The Saturn V

I got yelled at earlier by the moral orels of CP who didn’t like my child rape joke even though it was at Tom Brady’s expense :(

KCIR


Every Sunday, check for local times.

Who do you cover?

https://anchor.fm/chiefs-365/episode...U-COVER-e4mgo5

"Great" ideas like this is how we got the McDonald's "That'll be one CHIEFSburger" commercial.

I like. The Kansas City Globetrotters.

Call signs (nicknames) are natural like guys said to stick. Also good ones are 1 or 2 syllables and plays on last names or memorable acts. But the 1 rule: you can not choose your own.

For this group, some play on speed attacks of course but with a Chiefs/ Indian theme that rolls from the radio play by play. The Group aspect, makes it goofier. Different attack angles/routes/timing with speed. Swarm Tactics theme is my inclination. “The Swarm” just doesn’t quite fit but is the path I’m thinking initially.

"Great" analogies like this have accomplished nothing ever.:D

I like the sound of “Multi-Super Bowl Champions”.

Jet Red
Showtime and the Flying Mahomes
(Tyreek)Warp 10

meh
nm, back to obscurity

The Uncovered

Cause you can't cover them all, at least one will always be 'The Uncovered' one...

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Holthus is going to ruin this for everyone.

Peyton Manning and his receives never had a nickname.

We need to stop trying with Mahomes. His name is unique enough.

Yes they did too have a nickname.

"Five head and the **** buckets" will live forever...

Too late: "Chief Chimera" according to a relative of a real estate agent in Leawood that lives nextdoor to Mitch. :)

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Be a damn shame if that Man's tongue got lost...

FTL

Some here are still doubting J MFing Houston.

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Chiefs opponents...taking 15 deep whether you like it or not.... :hump:

If true, I somehow think that Holthus doesn't know how to pronounce "chimera."

Air Reid

You guys are overthinking this. There's no way to improve on "Legion of Zoom".

It's perfect. Wrap it up.

Back when we had a bunch of pot smokers on the defense (Tamba, Houston... Berry, probably?) I thought of a really clever name:

Joint Chiefs of Staff

It’s reeruned beyond reerunation.


Nothing is perfect about it in the least.

LMAO

Legion of Poon? Then I'd say wrap it up. :shrug:

Justice League, because Tyreek is free

Good Morning Football just referred to us as the Legion of Zoom... they must lurk here?

https://youtu.be/egEwz9015cU

6:48

BBQuick!!!!!

Big Dick Pat and the Slangers of Speed.

Pat and his Mahomies.

Told ya it was perfect.

Seems to be pretty popular.

Speed Thrills

''Legion of Zoom" is about as unoriginal as unoriginal can get. I saw "RPO Speedwagon" on another Chiefs site. Not a copycat and highlights both the run pass option offense that PMII is so effective at and the speed of his receiving options.

RPO Speedwagon also is a dumb thing to say, sorry legion of zoom rolls off the tongue and that's all that matters.

Nothing says offensive firepower quite like geriatric white trash music down at the local casino, err...REO Speedwagon.

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Its a great nickname if you're the kind of dope who drinks too much beer in his driveway with his high school pals and starts crying when "I Can't Fight this Feeling" starts playing.

That's the natty crowd, not the Busch light crowd

In homage of Hank Stram:

Absolutely Matriculous

Give each player an animal nickname to go with Cheetah and call them Kansas City's Wild Kingdom.

Have we killed this POS nickname yet?

We've already got a cheetah and a lizard.

I can't fight this feeling anymore is a great song eat shit haters

sips natty

ROFL

Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPk4EX2GDc0

You gotta admit though - it would be kinda cool if they played the opening to Ridin' the Storm Out (live version) every time Hill went back to return a kick.

Good God, no.

You just can't handle the badassery. Do you even own a Camaro?

Travis "Kodiak" Kelce

"Mako" Mecole Hardman

Demarcus "Jackrabbit" Robinson

Sammmy "Wolverine" Watkins

Byron "Panda" Pringle... oh, wait...

Except Watkins already claims he is a "reptilian solar being".

Well, that's much better, I'll allow it.

Sammy is the Jesus Lizard

Just to be clear ...

Gary Richrath played a very clean lead guitar. Especially high on the neck.

FAX

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Completely ****ing reeruned. JFC

It's bad hair, not bad 'ass'. XD

Arrowhead Autobahn/Speedway