Do Muslim women shave their poon area? Need to know before answering.

No, I haven't missed out on much.

Like Orwell said, the further people get from the truth, the more they don't want to hear it.

I would but only because the most heinous dishonorable thing I can think of to do to Bin Laden or his memory would be for a westerner, representing everything he hated and despised most in this world, to wear out every hole in her body in the most decadent hedonistic ways possible.

ROFL

Grudge **** her like Bin Laden ****ed camels.

Yes, you have.

here's a thought: HER ****ING NAME IS JUST AS LEGITIMATE AS THE FATHER'S.

You don't know her. Or the dad. You just have this ridiculous hyper-patriarchal mentality that the father clearly has more value than the mother. Any mother is "depriving" her child of their truly valuable identity by not taking his name. Or marrying him. What an ass-backward line of thinking.

And you're openly saying it, proudly. It's amazing when someone is a piece of shit, but even more amazing when they are obstinately PROUD of being a piece of shit.

Enjoy the 1950s, bro.

I'm the ignorant one? You seemingly don't think you can be in a committed relationship without marriage or that their son can't have the father's last name. Either you're stupid or ignorant or both. You choose.

HOLY **** THAT WAS AN EPIC COMEBACK AND I GOT TEARS IN MY EYES! ROFL

Door number 3

yes.

Stop putting words in my mouth.

You do this shit all the time.

Thread lost burst.

So why did you assume Luv wasn't in a committed relationship or that their son didn't carry the father's last name?

Yes, legally. And we're committed. We bought a house together, so, if we're not, then we should be...lol. There are plenty of people who get married who aren't truly committed, so we don't need a piece of paper to validate our commitment. If I were to push harder for marriage, it would be for two reasons:

1. So that I have the same last name as my son.
2. So that we could all be on a family insurance plan through his employer, so I don't have to deal with all of the red tape applying through the marketplace year after year after year (sorry, just got through doing all of that, so it's fresh on my mind).

We're happy. Kiddo has daddy's last name (and middle name, too, for that matter), a mommy who loves him, a daddy who loves him, and a mommy and daddy who love each other.

Anyway, we've gotten a bit off topic. I was simply trying to be funny with my ruler post, which I apparently failed at miserably, so, uh, sorry I guess. :)

There you go again.

boring.

Exactly :old:

Can we go back to talking about the semi-attractive terrorist girl that we would like to defile?

LMAO

What? Are you mentally ok? Seriously. Are you saying you didn't insinuate those things?

3. Because I love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him?

What about your son having the same last name as you?

Inasurance reasons? odd

all that said. no worries. I know you're a good mom.

I didn't stutter dude.

We obviously have different standards.

you'll live.

She is giving him a tool box for Xmas. That's about as committed as you're going to get!

She looks like a dude

The thought of Stevie wearing his Elvis costume with assless chaps makes my pants tight

LMAO

PB would **** you up

And a warm scoop of rep to you too, sir.

There are some very good responses gojng in in here for those who can focus on the actual topic.

I mean, I’m sure there’s sugar in my Life cereal but I’m talking no soda or sugars that I’m conscious of. I do take some when I drink bourbon obv.

Your boring ass drinks?

I bet you’re slaying it on Grinder these days.

I’d dot her eyes.

LMAO

Um no, no you wouldn't be unless you are drinking fireball or some other awful flavored shit.

Holy f*** you’re right about something finally. That blew my mind. I’m pumped now.

you would lick her ass then?

I'm always right, pay attention.

Unless you’re strictly eating only meat and veggies, you’re taking sugar in somewhere.

How the f** am I not getting any rep for this A+ thread? It’s hilarious and original. Ungrateful dooshbags. Hopefully she shows up at your place and when you ask her to take her blouse off, it’s only then you realize she’s strapped to the hilt with TNT.

I’d make her give me a blumpkin.

I thought of old school Catholic school and Nuns rapping you across the knucke's.

I guess the dick measuring makes sense except we CP members need a yardstick.

Oh and for me its no. She looks like she would bite your head of after sex then devour it.

I'm into Latina women.

Not even

She'd cut your pecker off in a heart beat, You infidel.

Muslims don't eat pork.

NO. Too OLD. She's 43, way past her prime. You can have her. Enjoy. But if you do hook up ask her if Osama Bin Laden died in December 2001 as was reported by CBS.

Once.

Gross



it has to be a tranny

Adams apple?

ROFL

You're such a beta-****

I can honestly say I've never seen a more beautiful women than my long term girlfriend. Totally serious on this one.

were you with this "long term girlfriend" when you went down on your friend's gf not that long ago?

No.

gotcha. i guess our definitions of long term are drastically different

15 years.

on again off again then

you think she gobbled her best friend's bf's cock while you guys were off? that'd make for some great conversation!

Could be her sister. Not as commie as AOC is though.

It would be weird if I cared if she did. I'm reasonably sure she didn't though.

Was it intentional that every picture in the OP looked worse than the one before it? I scrolled down thinking,

"Yes!"
"Absolutely!"
"Yeah."
"Um...okay."
"Maybe."
"Why does she look like that Broncos barrelman guy?"

Liar^

You want to pour freedom fries on that azz and eat em off

I would PIIHB and then drag it across her top lip and give her a dirty sanchez....

That last photo is a deal breaker.

I prefer Indian women who own their own medical practices. Less chance of my nuts being shot off by seal. (watching seal **** my woman before shooting me)

Anyone know WTF this means?

No thanks.

Pretty sure he's cucked for a sea lion before. That's what I got out of this anyhow.

Only if I can breed her and make little Aiden Muhammeds.

Looks like Scottie Pippen.

Prefer rich as **** Indian women who while I am breeding them don't have 2 squads of Seals come shoot my balls off.

Or **** no.

Mine's beef. :p

If that turns you on thinking it's Scottie, go for it. :eek:

Holy shit, LOL

stevieray's wife is quite attractive.


Just.... for the record.


And maybe look at single vs. married tax brackets, along with saving money on insurance.

Or maybe the OP? Isn’t Salman Rushdie still in hiding?

She;s not even close to being in the same league as Gracie Hunt. :shake:
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I was given neg reps for 'complaining' about reps.

Couple questions before I can answer

If she starts screaming, “Allah akbar.” During sex and I have flash backs to all the times I heard that screamed. Right before getting shot at or blown up, and I flashback and shoot her. Will that reflect negatively on me?

Also is it rude to not finish, or to finish after said shooting? I’m not up on the protocols on that type of situation

No, to Arab Jason Biggs

Is it? Why?

Ok? You do acknowledge that there are other beautiful women in the rest of the world though right?