Honey Badger going down with a concussion at the start of that game threw off the communication in the Chiefs secondary.

He'll be scared we will make him cry again...

Chiefs 1-0 in Super Bowls this calendar year with Cheffers.

:hmmm:

ROFL

Knowing Goodell, he'll wait for 9am on Sunday to suspend him.

Oh **** that shit. I will be waiting for his sorry ass at the George Brett statue. And I will not be saying nice things!

we defeated cheffers twice last year

no biggie

Must win for us. We need this one.

he'll probably get 2 sacks against us LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The NFL is not placing Von Miller on paid leave on the commissioner’s exempt list at this point. That potentially could change if prosecutors file formal criminal charges against him.</p>&mdash; MarkMaske (@MarkMaske) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkMaske/status/1732401542764843060?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Nah Mahomes ain't pregnant

The gameday question here is which team steps on their own dick the most to lose this game?

Through 12 games, you're pretty much guaranteed to see KC cleat puncture their own cock a minimum of 5 times, so that the end product resembles a soaker hose gardening tool.

1. LaJarius Sneed will hand the opposing offense a fresh set of downs at least once. The likelihood is that it's more than once, but it's going to happen. Our defense frequently spends half of a quarter of games on the field on single drives.

2. Jawaan Taylor, the other half of the most penalized player duo in football will torpedo at least one drive with a holding penalty that likely didn't even need to happen during the play. Peppered into the game will be a few times whet he hamstrings a drive with his infuriating false starts.

3. Andy Reid will call a cool, crisp 3 and out series after our defense spends half of one of the quarters on the field.

4. One of our toilet scum level wide outs will torpedo a drive with a dropped pass.

5. Andy Reid will torpedo a drive due to horrific personnel choices made on a critical 3rd down due to him coaching in a diabetic coma because there wasn't time for that last greaseburger. Take your pick on who gets yanked. Kelce out for Bell, Pacheco out for Clyde, Rice off the field at any time a wide receiver may be needed to make a play. There's so many options to sub in trash for talent.


Now, Sean Mcderpitt, this guy is in some deep shit right now. They've already fired the offensive coordinator. His strength is the defense, while Andy's is allegedly offense.

I feel like the Bills will cockstomp themselves more than we will, because it's just kind of been what they do all season. If KC gets the Bills one dimensional, I think it's a laugher.

But if the Bills can run the ball, shorten the game and limit Patrick's possessions, then I really won't matter how many times the Bills step on their own dick, because our 5 of our own will be adequate to make this game very close.

pretty worried about this game

the bills offense is on a tear and chinks in our armor have been revealed

the bills defense is mid as **** with secondary issues, but we've played two teams now with questionable defenses and scored 17 and 19 points

we need one of bolton or tranquill at minimum for me to feel good about winning this game, and it would be really nice if mckinnon can go

i'm not gonna know how to feel until the injury reports settle

for sure we need to hope dane jackson isn't coming back for BUF

Why even be a fan at this point? Miserable ****ing idiot!

Helps having Uncle Carl on the game God forbid it get's close. He won't let what happened last week happen again.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">������������: Von Miller is expected to be able to play for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bills</a> this week since no formal charges have been filed against him.<br><br>He hasn’t been placed on the commissioners’ exempt list because of this.<br><br>&quot;It&#39;s an open investigation, so we&#39;ll let the legal process play out.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/kxnD9l7NY3">https://t.co/kxnD9l7NY3</a> <a href="https://t.co/lOvThnmQlD">pic.twitter.com/lOvThnmQlD</a></p>&mdash; JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1732430197318635914?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Von Miller playing or not playing doesn't move the needle in this game.

47.9 PFF grade
8 games
3 pressures
1 QB hit

Who's got Kelce

He has 2 holding calls and 3 false starts in the last 6 games. So less than one penalty per game. Not saying it won't happen, but he's cleaned up quite a bit since his first 4 games.

Von Miller doesn't scare me as much as our own WR's running shitter routes and dropping balls.

My prediction for the Bills' game: Trent McDuffie gets his first career interception.

How does he not have one yet? I thought he had at least one or two by now.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Andy Reid says Isiah Pacheco has a shoulder contusion. He&#39;s getting it checked. Bryan Cook has an ankle sprain and is going through further evaluation. Donovan Smith has a neck stinger, and Drue Tranquill remains in concussion protocol.<br><br>All four won&#39;t practice on Wednesday.</p>&mdash; Pete Sweeney (@pgsween) <a href="https://twitter.com/pgsween/status/1732457748497887647?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

rarely throw his way...

I'M HORNY

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chiefs HC Andy Reid: Nick Bolton, and Jerick McKinnon will practice today, they’re close to returning. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a></p>&mdash; Rob Collins (@RobCollinsTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/RobCollinsTV/status/1732460068883320880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Source: The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> are hopeful that Pacheco will practice later this week at least in a limited capacity. <a href="https://t.co/Ozi1mC1t7w">https://t.co/Ozi1mC1t7w</a></p>&mdash; Charles Goldman (@goldmctNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/goldmctNFL/status/1732464666780008658?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So MEHHH will likely be the only fully healthy RB on Sunday, besides Prince/Perine if they are active.

Unless Pop's shoulder pops out of it's socket I'm not worried.

**** me

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAsORdmW...pg&name=medium

We need Bolton Sunday

Von Miller is significantly hampered by the knee brace that he continues to wear post-ACL surgery. I do not know why he is on the roster, rather than IR. If he is unable to play, he shouldn't be on the field. He lacks the bend he used to have, and is easily pushed out of the play as he has no way to stop and circle back toward the quarterback.

As you mention, whether he plays, or sits on a beach in Aruba, will have no bearing on the outcome of the game.

U mad bruh?

You appear to be under the impression that the Kansas City Chiefs play perfect football and no mistakes are made that either raise the degree of difficulty, or cost us the game entirely if you have issue with anything I posted.

“Bills” you say? Conan has something to say about the Bills AND their women:


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I’m not mad, I’m just not a butt****ing moron who has to write out a PowerPoint presentation of things that could or could not happen. I can’t imagine being that full anger over a ****ing football team, that has won 2 recent rings/ one less than a year ago. Take a ****ing Midol with a White Claw chaser, put yuh period panties on, and come back to Talk about the Bills. Not some dreamed up, multi point, bullshit scenario, because you’re pissy.

Happens to the opponent every week when we play 'em.

Nobody calls in sick for their super bowl.

FP for Bolton.

Buffalo is coming off a bye.

I can't imagine being so obtuse that seeing a post pointing out regular, clockwork reliable gaffes that have happened over 12 football games means the poster is full of anger.

If I tell you the sun will rise tomorrow, does that make me pissed off about it?

This Chiefs team is by and large the biggest threat to itself. They can't get out of their own way offensively (literally on a couple of occasions, Mahomes has been sacked by his own ****ing lineman.)

They field the two most penalized players in the NFL. To extrapolate that the two most penalized players in the NFL this season will continue to get penalized isn't a dreamed up scenario born out of anger.

It's the application of general common sense.

The Chiefs and the Bills have been their own worst enemies this season, and the team that steps on its dick the least will win the game, but make no mistake, both teams are going to be stepping all over their dicks.

We're 12 weeks in pal. This is the product. Sorry if that upsets you.

Like every week, the Chiefs are going to see the best of what other teams can do. I expect a close game where someone unexpected steps up (are you listening Skie Less?) and makes a big play. Chiefs are going to win a close one and break the Bills streak against KC in the regular season.

Von Miller will make plays as he always does against the Chiefs.

In honor of our mutual hate of Tom Brady, in invite bills fans to go outside, set a timer on their track phone to 13 seconds, press start and throw a dildo at themselves.

Imagine being a Bills fan facing Mahomes ending your season in Arrowhead again. If the Bills take the lead late, but just a little too early, the first responders across upstate NY will need to be staffed and on high alert.

This is the game where Sneed gets his contract

You are obviously confused. I’m not the one upset, pal. It’s you. I’ve seen this movie before. Usually ends with KC playing in the SB.

We haven't seen this movie before.

This is the one where we get curb-stomped by the Ravens.

If Pacheco can't go, it's time for Clyde to step up and play like the 1st round player that the Chiefs thought he was. He has looked better lately and a little bit bigger.

Who are you and what have you done with the real Hammock Parties?

Is the dude who died still playing?

i've already resigned this team to the worst fate of the mahomes era so i'm prepared for it

philly stuck a knife in and green bay twisted it

all i require now is josh allen to remove it so i can bleed out

I believe he was the reason they lost the Jets game.

Today the Bills would draft #13

If you're saying that, I know we're really in trouble.

just a feeling bro

the chiefs put it out there, not me

Von's worn out from choking his Pregnant girlfriend

Must win game. Next week as well.

I don’t wanna.

Told ya...It's different this year.

But that in no way takes away from past accomplishments.

That's ok. We'll at least get a presser with Andy and Pat after saying "we gotta do better. WE gotta stop making those mistakes and turning the ball over like that. Especially down there in the red zone because you don't get too many of those opportunities so you have to capitalize on them.....blah blah blah?

Pussy! Can’t believe you’re scared of the Ravens. Billay got yuh balls??

Ravens schedule

Beat the Houston

Barely beat Cincy

Lost to Indy while only scoring 19

Crushed the Browns

Held to 10 points by the Stoolers

Beat Tenn

Blew out Detroit

Barely snuck by Arizona

Blew out Seattle

Lost to the Browns

Beat Cincy

20-10 win over LAC


I hope your pussy ass doesn’t start the GDT. Needs real man to do it, not some ball lacking imposter!

Can’t win the SB every year. Sure looks like 49ers year as long as they stay healthy. Give Mahomes more weapons next year and we’ll be fine, but it’s not getting any easier with Allen, Tua, Burrow, Jackson, Stroud, Herbert, etc in the AFC. Brady never faced a gauntlet of QBs like what’s in the AFC now. Regarding the Bills, hopefully we can run the ball against them and Pacheco can go. And it’d be nice if the D didn’t put the struggling O in an early hole.

I'll take my chances in the playoffs with Andy and Mahomes vs anyone.

Why has this line dropped from -3 to -1 in the last 48 hours? What do those sharps in the desert know that we don't? Their rarely wrong.

They don't know anything we don't. The Bills are coming off a bye and are desperate as hell. The Chiefs aren't great this year. I'm honestly a little surprised the Chiefs are favored at all. Doesn't mean we can't win, obviously, but we will need to play our best game of the season.

maybe they know the chiefs are gonna win and want a bunch of people to bet on the bills

The Chiefs coming off a loss in the PM era are like 95% winners the next week. At home i'm guessing are 100%. I think the line should be -4. That would be the 50/50 sweet spot.

that's what i was thinking too

I had it as a pick 'em if I were to guess the lines before seeing them. From a pure betting perspective, if I were betting the game (I stay away from Chiefs games, too much emotional investment as it is) I would take either team with the points.

This is THE defining game of our season.

Win and we can run the table

Lose and we will go nowhere in the playoffs.

I disagree. Bills need this way more. Chiefs will win most of their remaining games. Always do. This game has nothing to do with playoff football. But it will hurt getting the #1 seed.

And when they're hosting another AFC championship game this season, you'll be here upset about something else.

I mean, obviously Mahomes is capable of going postal at any time and beating anybody. But, can he do it all three weeks in a row vs a WC team, then let's say the Dolphins again and the Ravens in Baltimore? It's possible but it would be very tough. In the past, I would've been shocked if we lost playoff games to the Texans, the Browns, the Steelers with 900 year old Fat Ben at QB, etc. This year, I think we could lose to any of these potential playoff teams (okay, Browns/Colts/Steelers would still be somewhat shocking). AFC looks kinda wide open. Hope we win this week but I don't think we will, would love to be wrong.

Be honest. Is this some kind of weird social experiment?

The same people who are now shitting their pants were masturbating after the win in LV and predicting another Lombardi.

The ability is there, both offensively and defensively. That's what matters. Will they shoot themselves in the foot in the playoffs? Maybe. History says probably not.

Dang dude, you sound like an old timer with Because Chiefs PTSD...

Was it over when the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?

This isn't over; we've seen what the Chiefs can do. Put on your big boy pants, favorite Chiefs socks, bra and panties.

Let's go!

Some straight up drama queens up in here, for real.

Nah, not upset with anything. Just telling lt like it is....But when it doesn't happen you'll be blaming it on our $50 million quarterback rather than the craptastic WR's. ;)

Told it like it was all the way to a Lombardi last year, you have a great track record.

You’re right. The offense has never been this bad and that will be the outcome.

I have never been more confused about a Chiefs team. We have Pat Mahomes and a great defense but yet, week to week it has felt like watching Alex Smith dinker offense. Then they flash some things in some games and obviously we are still winning majority of our games....but a penalty here now seems to kill a drive or a dropped catch seems to do the same. In the past we just overcame all that easy.

For some whatever reason I feel optimistic about this game I have no idea why. Bills are off a bye, desparate, and hate the Chiefs. They couldn't possibly need any more motivation. We are probably going to be down a player in our secondary as well and Allen can sling it. Will Pacheco play? Obviosly our offense is still struggling to be consistent.

That being said, we still have Pat and he is still the best QB in the league. It also seems like a lot of these things are mistakes that can be corrected, although seems like they are not being fixed. Wrong routes, WR snap counts not favoring the more dynamic play makers, Pat missing guys. All of that is technically correctable. So it feels like we will still put it all together and I guess with this huge game this Sunday, which is close to a playoff game as any....we put it together.

Idk what this teams deal is this year, games we have lost have been mostly our fault which is typical for us so it seems we can overcome, but also feels a bit different. We have taken a step back but still feels like we can win it all. Super bipolar team this year.

Anyway, Buck Fuffalo! Go Chiefs!

8th in yards per play. 0.3 yds from being 3rd.

"Offense has never been this bad." Sounds like a spoiled fanbase.

Now imagine if they tighten things up in the playoffs per usual and stop making careless mistakes. Isn't so hard if you try.