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Thought of that myself loochy ROFL

Is Jack Stack a must for a young middle-aged KC visitor? If a middle-aged youngster had time for TWO epic BBQ places, which two would they be?

KC Joe's twice.

Get the pork belly at Q39

OK Joes and Slaps. Be prepared to wait in line for a bit at either place if you arrive around standard lunch/dinner time.

Jack Stack is good. But their best product are their sides. The entrees are average to good. Not bad BBQ, but there's definitely better around town.

Thanks for the advice but I have a wife who likes to go out to eat and loves steak. The times I do grill steaks at home I make a trip to Paradise Lockers and pick my own. Either way I'm happy she is happy. Also 20 years on the road traveling the pipelines being away for weeks without returning home she deserves getting out and about.

Greenlady for jazz is great. Another I haven't seen mentioned is The Phoenix.

The Nelson Atkins is great for artsy types, it is better than many of the well known museums on the east coast but isn't as well known.

The wings at The Peanut are great, there are a couple locations around town.

Chappels restaurant and bar is a must for a sports fan. Skip the food (lots of bland) and go at an odd time so you can browse the collection with fewer patrons in the way.

If either of you like aviation the Airline History Museum is a great option.

The Brick or Zoo Bar for dive bar. The Brick has good bar food at good prices.

Westport is a nice place to drink and wander. The River Market is cool, but if you don't go to the river boat museum it is just some shops and restaurants. The plaza is same, nice place to browse but might not be a lot there to do.

You could go to power and light and gaze upon an empty concrete slab where hundreds of people stand during the super bowl.

And enjoy the most watered down drinks in the city (at least since Lucky Strike left).

If you really want to feel middle age hit Jim's in the Crossroads at night. Maybe it was the night I was there but I had to have had 20 years on everyone in there

Otherwise I'd pull up to Buzzard Beach and toss a toothpick in the urinal so the crabs can pole vault

Seconded on the top 2 spots.

I've become a fan of Jack Stack's baby back ribs, they are huge and look more like spare ribs but not nearly as fatty.

Fair enough, in that case, 801 Chop or Stock Hill if you want fancy. Antons is good, but is all over the place on service. Le Fou Frog is supposed to serve a great steak, but I haven't tried it.

I wanted to like Anton’s so much but I’ve had two of the shittiest steaks of my life at that place and I don’t think I’ll be going again. It’s weird bc I heard GREAT things about it years ago when it first opened but have heard similar reviews to my experience more of late.

I’ve eaten at 801 no less than a dozen times and never had a bad meal. It’s a chain, blah blah but consistency matters. I also love Majestic. Basement is cool, cigar room upstairs even cooler and they have a killer prime rib.

And on the BBQ front, I’m like a broken record on this site but you’re doing yourself a disservice if you don’t visit Harp in Raytown. It stands alone, IMO.

if you go to le fou frog get the chocolate mousse

We had Paradise butcher our cow when we bought one from a farmer last year. They did an excellent job! I’ve never actually gone up there and bought meat from them though. I’ll have to check it out.

If you haven’t before, you should pop in Captain’s Corner for lunch next time you’re in Paradise.

You can absolutely count on our bulges being enhanced by our tight slacks... slap my hand soul brother.

Never been to Slaps, Harp or several other bbq joints I’ve seen mentioned here.

Serious question: what sets these others apart? I love Joe’s. I’ve never been disappointed with Jack Stack, and other places have been more hit and miss, though I wouldn’t go so far as to call them garbage.

Already done the P&L thing. Would like to find a good spot or two that have enough seating, isn’t stupid loud with awful music or obnoxious people where we can just drink, chill, maybe grab some bar bites and play some pool, darts, etc…

And because we’ll be using Uber almost exclusively, we’re probably not gonna be looking at spending time any further south than Prairie Village, so sorry JOCO, you’re likely not for this visit.

Might bring the golf clubs, but I’m just not sure if we’ll have time for that, though that is a good idea. Think we will pack our mitts and find some park for a catch and throw.

Thanks again for all the restaurant suggestions. Sounds like Majestic might need to make the list.

Looking ahead at tix for the games, I must admit I’m pleasantly surprised to see so many good seats available for less than $50. If the team continues to win at this pace, I might actually have to consider pulling the trigger on tix sooner than later.

Anyway, there have been a lot of good ideas and suggestions thrown out there, and I genuinely appreciate it. Since my dad died, I haven’t done a lot for myself to simply enjoy things, and not really having any friends around here anymore hasn’t helped. So I’m looking forward to this trip.

When you finally arrive at that realization and take that big step...hey, have a blast. Eat all the food and do all the things.

You can leave a few details out though. It shows respect for yer' partner...

Joe's is still the top BBQ spot, you can't go wrong there. Outside of that the other spots all have one thing or another that people like enough to mix them in for the variety. Since you mentioned Slaps I can say it has good all-around stuff as well as some great sides.

You mentioned the bar and wanting to play some pool, darts, etc. Somebody already called out Up-Down. It's a fun place as it's loaded with old-school arcade games in addition to being a good bar. I think all they sell is pizza, but it's good pizza.

I don't suggest Harp because I dislike Joe's. I love joes and I'll put a good Zman with fries up against just about any lunch in the world. But....if I'm wanting a BBQ plate and concerned primarily with just the meats and not so much the sides, Harp is where its at for me. The brisket is Texas style, so cut much thicker with better bark than you get somewhere like Joes or even Slaps, which is my second favorite. The ribs are top notch and again more TX style as well. And his sausage is $$$. Rotates around few different combos but he does a blueberry and white cheddar sausage that is better than sex.

Another option I haven't seen thrown around would be Char Bar. It's in the Westport area and would kill two birds with one stone. I'll admit to only eating there a few times but the Q was solid and they have an entire outdoor adult playground area with picnic tables, cornhole, washers, bocce ball , etc. Would be a fun place to spend an afternoon before catching a game.

Harp is I think the best bbq in town but its Raytown. Not beautiful people paradise BBQ so it gets overlooked.

Antons is odd like that. I have had a bad steak and a great steak there, but consensus from everyone is that I must have gotten unlucky. Interesting that you had a similar experience. I do like "the vibe" and beer selection.

I don't think 801 is a chain. They have a Des Moines location, but don't think they are anywhere beyond?

I think the bigger a restaurant gets the more corners they have to cut to meet volume. For now Slaps still tastes like small batch carefully prepared food. Add in dishes that are a little different. Just a great spot too, good view of KC from that neighborhood.

The Peanut Downtown(wings), the Quaff (pool), and Johns big deck (space and a patio with a view)are all within a few minutes walk of each other. All of them have slightly different vibes and you might find one to your liking. All are near the majestic and light rail. You will like the majestic. I think they recommend reservations.
While in this same area you can walk to the river market and/or take the light rail. Rent a scooter and head down to river park for a catch. You will find food in the river market but not much for bars. (Minskeys pizza is a KC fave and they will keep you hydrated)

If you are a bit more of a refined fellow then you might like the plaza area. A few easy Ubers will get you to Joes, then over to the Nelson Atkins for the best lawn in KC (museum is free, go check out a mummy or a van gogh) then a walk to the plaza area which has a bit more upscale offerings.... Make sure to post a pic of your lunch bill here to the forums! Westport is another Uber option in this area for food and bev and pool. It's like KC's long standing drinking spot, most everyone has thrown up there once or twice. Multiple bar styles to choose from.

Late.night hit greenlady for jazz, a slice at eclectically weird Grinders, or a burger at Town Topic. All within walking distance and the light rail.

Is this a love story?

Denver sure has become a soulless corporate yuppie wasteland eh? Too bad, used to be a cool place.

Interesting. Ate there for first Fridays it was damn good. Westport is the young kid spot these days

That Italian Beef sandwich looks legit and the place actually reminds me of the 100s of corner bars around Chicago

I had an old fashioned that was so far out of balance and boozy that I ordered a 2nd

I'd go back if in the area

Check out Fowling Warehouse. Just off 435 and State Line.

As a native KC resident who only visits 2-3 times a year these days, for BBQ Joes, Q39, and JackStack are my go-to, with new visitors to KC….WWI museum, Negro BB and Jazz Museums, Boulevard Brewery, and afternoon at the Plaza or evening in the P&L district have been my choices of late. Enjoy!

Yeah that's what I ordered the Italian beef. It was legit
Go when the weather is nice on a First Friday the area is very vibrant

La bodega
Percheron
Town Topic
Majestic
Knuckleheads
Prime social Rooftop
Zona Rosa
Chicken n Pickle
City Market
Oak & Steel
The Belfrey
Slaps
Green Lady
Q39
The Peanut
Taps on Main
Fahrenheit 325
J. Riegers

This is a list.

Caddyshack

Neck tattoos @ Mercy Seat

So I met up with both of these dudes in the bathroom at PNL. We did some fun shit like compared our ham helmets, light petting, etc. It was a good time I think they enjoyed their trip to KC