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Jock, Stick and Geezer star in.. And so the Planet Turns

This weeks episode, "I went to the bar and said "Beer Me" and this is the shit I get???"

Special guest appearance by R D by God Mercer

Well, my friends, in fact, used to call me Hel'n, but.........

Nah... I'm still a full time student. My wife, however, missed being enlisted (we were both on active duty when we met) and so after 4 years of being civilians, she re-enlisted. Uncle Sam said, "Please protect our nation by moving to Omaha" and, being good Americans and wanting to protect our nation, we did so...

You should see the warehouse.........

Well, hell, Hel'n... I had no idea you'd undergone a name-change-operation.

Hell I otta look into that seeing I'm hung like a mosquito. Wonder if they take trade-ins.

Can i get shit from BD? Lets List the catagories


1> Stupid Liberal. Me not a chance. This is my safest catagory.

2>No game game. I gots game, some anyway. Im a playa.

3>The agenda pusher. I see that type of person a mile away they annoy me as well.

4>Mr Sensative. Im masculine, i don't need sensative shaving and hair products like others do. As a matter of fact next time a shave i will use cold water.

5>Seagull poster. I don't care for the Seahawks and better yet they are in a different division now, so rest assured i could care less what their record is in football this year is cause i don't care.


On the positives i did buy Dale Carangies book "How to win friends and Influnce people." Perhaps i could have him sign it one day.

It's win fucking friends and influence people get it straight.

Nah I already fell for that and they don't work. Maybe I shouldn't have mixed them with all those steroids. :hmmm:

(puts on glasses). Oh your'e right, what the title says!

Correction, my friend...

How to fucking Win Friends and Influence fucking People, by Dale fucking Carnegie.

You're welcome.

ROFL

I'll be signing books on my next trip out. :titus:

Sorry to hear that, End. Uh... F*** you.

Yea, fuck you ya fucking fuckhead with all your fucking penis pills.

That IS the lowest common denominator.

Thats the problem, the roids shrunk up them things to the point you are comparing them to that suishi chit.
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On an aside, I like yellow tail when I eat suishi.

MO,

I hate it when that happens. They used to all laugh at me in the locker room when I was a kid. That's why I'm such an asshole now.

Did I miss a funny thread? damn...

Well, I find it hard to believe that two people would need to plan ahead of time to team up on beer me. probably just happened. Like BD said when you are abrasive and more or less trolling most of the time people are going to bash on you.

I would have joined in but have had him on ignore for some time now.

(Note, it was not because of politics, there are MANY posters who I disagree with on everything and argue with constantly who are not on iggy. you only get on iggy for being pompous and a complete rectal rooter.)

:hmmm:

ROFL

Damn it Big Daddy, why did you have to go and pick on beer me? Now because of your bullshit and my need to protect the little guy, I am feeling bad for Beer Me.

You guys need to grow the f*uck up and put your pants back on. You didn't even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around. How f*ucking rude of you!

I'm too busy taking care of myself. For chrissakes, I only have so many hands.......

It's kind a hard with that big ol beer belly and all.

Just like you guys, only thinking of yourselves and how good it feels to you!!

I officially stand corrected. I was wrong ...

this thread should be in the Hall of Classics, not the Romper Room.

Nicely done, folks.

MM
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There's something else? :shrug:

All that and queer me hasn't even shown up yet. WTF

Okay, now I am starting to feel sorry for Lil Mamma as well!

Hey, now wait a sec. I always offer to hand you a tissue for your belly after I'm done. :harumph:

Why should he? So that he can get ripped apart some more. I have seen you be pretty harsh with him. If it were me you were calling out in this thread, I would tell you to take your little pecker and shove it up your own arse and tell me what it tastes like afterwards!

LOL......what a gentleman! :thumb:

Quit making fun of me azzhole.

I supose I get an automatic 3/5 for being a Ra!der fan huhh? :(

Exactly......I had beer boy on iggie for quite a while........Then I took him off and look what happened..........BTW I enjoy clubbing baby seals.....

My wiener won't reach that far.

Jeezzzz don't hold back, tell us how ya really feel? :hmmm:

o:-) It's just who I am........

It's a conspiracy. :cuss:

ROFL ROFL ROFL
Why is it you alwasy crack me up? :clap:

:clap: Big man to admit so much!!

Me hold back, sometimes!!

[QUOTE=RedNFeisty]Why should he? So that he can get ripped apart some more. QUOTE]



Yep......WTF you think he's got a life Red....????

Damnit knock it off. :cuss: All this talk about Joey is stressing me out.

I knew you were a true a$$hole!!

Cause I............I say the things others are to nice to say........And usually it's pretty damn funny............ :thumb:

[QUOTE=LVNHACK]
Um. well, there is always hope!

Thank you pretty lady...............:evil:

Yeah..........And I hope to win the Power Ball.............

OMG, my sides are starting to hurt!!

Anytime!!

Well it's time for bed.............Need to rest up so I can club more baby seals again.............

Now you'r asking for it! Better becareful what you wake up next to, PETA might be after you now!!

Damnit knock it off. :cuss: All this talk about little Joey is stressing me out. STFU

They all say "you suck at the internet".

LOL.......I was thinking of the GodFather when I made that post. Did not actually mean there would a girl next to him in bed, was thinking more like the head of a baby seal.

I think he is trying to say that you suck at the internet!! ROFL

I've got one more annoying personality:

The Internet Stud - Guys who act like "ladies' men" online, even though being on the internet full-time makes it impossible for these "studs" to be "studs" at all. More than likely, they are simple nerds who watch just enough TV and movies to be able to act cool online.

Internet Studs do not pull chicks. That is why any Planet member who admits to being a female is continuously having her arse licked clean by a multitude of dickweeds. This is the only forum in which such nerds can communicate with females without wetting themselves.

For instance, my wife has had some things said to her on here that the poster wouldn't have the guts to say if her and I were standing in front of him.

Nerdy-ass bidges! 4321

4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.

I laugh at Clint all the time, it is funny to watch the reactions he gets when he is right!!

[QUOTE=BIG_DADDY]
1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
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:thumb:I think your description of the "Stupid Liberal" is right on the nut's and rep worthy with the exception that there are NO smarter liberal's. Having said that, it is the reason I avoid the DV forum as of late. Even they are capably of talking some Chiefs football in this forum, TG the season is starting.

Clint has anger issues. :cuss:

You would too, if you were married to me!! o:-)

But why is he so angry all the time?

You are not unemployed.

Beat me to it.

He isn't, that is the way he comes across. He does get pretty angry with me on here sometimes, and the things that get said. Other times he posts his thoughts and does not sugar coat them, giving him the I hate everything persona.

I am and it sucks. :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss:

Yeah, the same one that you use after you take a shower.

I'm not sure what he's refering to about things being said but whatever. We got our annual I'm an angry man post. Hugs and kisses Clint.

Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar?

Don't even start with that PETA crap. :mad:

Just the thought of them makes my skin crawl, and it will fug up an otherwise hillarious thread.

The next time I see one of them protesting at KFC like they were the other day, I am gonna go buy a bucket and stand in front of them and chew down like a barbarian.

YUM.

Spill your bucket in front of them then toss it in the garbage and go back for more.

ROFL Classic.

Oh yea, well we all know you wouldn't say that to his face pal.

Today, I've learned what little orange fish eggs are called.

And I thought this would be a boring Thursday.

Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.

OK, DO NOT put this in your sig....


Don't do it!!! I'm talking to everybody...

Oh chit, now I'm toast, Delt is on to me. I better not post here for a while. Except for that unemployed chit, I am a cashier afterall. ;)