Wow, that is something. Those were the good old days, eh?

This is a very old thread (bumped for reasons I can't really fathom), and it's not like stuff hasn't vanished into the Wife Zone in the same way since.

Including two tickets to a Bears/Chiefs game...... just gone with the wind.

She's still alive because (a) they were free, and (b) the Chiefs totally sucked at the time and ending up losing the game.

But still..... :#

Now I just hide stuff from her.

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

****ing other people, divorcing me, taking all my money, and ****ing up my kids.

You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.

Probably a lot like not ever seeing his football team win a championship and it does.

Your going to teach her a lesson alright. You're going to teach her to get a **** buddy who isn't an asshole.

LMAO Think I may have married her twin.

wisdom right there.

everything ......

Breathe?

For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.

Well, you haven't degenerated into a complete douche over it.

She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?"

(NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...)

I think my wife would sooner run out of gas than fill the car up herself...