ROFL

so THATS what he calls it.

hmmm.

back to this 14 on my reading part...

So I was trying to concentrate, but all I could think about was this box of Animal Crackers I ate that morning. It was ridiculous. I couldn't get my mind off those delicious little guys. Then I hear, "5 minutes," and I had like, 5 questions answered and, well, gay.

ew. 7 year olds smell like puppies and poop.

oh wait. we're talking about a 10 year old.

sorry.

I always eat the heads first.

Can anyone guess why it's better to bone sheep at the edge of a cliff?

you know though...

On a serious note, my friend asked me the other day..."Rick, would you do a 14 year old of she/he was hot!?"

I didn't answer right away.

I had to think about this one.

But yes. Yes is the answer.

I'm telling you guys, the worst year of my life was when my sister graduated Junior High. **** high school pussy. I went from having whatever I wanted everyday to a box full of memories =(

They push back harder.

Y'all are out of your minds.

Oh great. From sodomy to beastiality...

you could always be a school janitor or a gym teacher.

It must've been hard, that day you stopped fucking your sister.

I'm pretty sure most bestiality is probably going to include sodomy.

OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT...

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, is when I'm eating those things and they start off with no head! How the **** are you going to sell me a box of my favorite treat and jip me out of the best part?! I buy those things for the head only.

Not if you pick the right goat. Or sheep. Even better, that. Just like a woman.