![]() |
Whoever it is, I'm not really all that upset. She wasn't THAT hot, after all. I would like to talk to him, however. In private. Just have some questions.
|
So does this mean he didn't get laid?
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Well the motorcycle club had a party, And all the young virgins were there. And I found a blonde with little bitty titties And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair. Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world, The ones my Daddy first told me, And that was the beginning of my sexual life And the end of my fantasy. I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." Met her in a local honky-tonk, Told her it was love at first sight. She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on And a place where she could spend the night. Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before, So I told her the three biggest lies in the world As we danced across the floor. I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." Busted in a Birmingham robbery, He didnt have no money for bail. The judge bound him over to the local grand jury And the Sheriff threw his young ass in jail. They put him in the cell with a pervert, That later tried to climb in his bed. Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat, And these are the words that he said, Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." /bkaeding |
Quote:
|
Quote:
On a lighter note I am guessing you should have learned your lesson about giving out real names and places on the internet? |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
With your hands on your head? Or the trigger of a gun? |
Gosh, I guess I'm just dissappointed dirk didn't come to my defense like this when a similar (though quite different) sort of thing happened to me a couple years back.
:harumph: David must be sweet on Clayton, or somethin'.... :hmmm: ;) :p |
I don't think I've ever been quite this bored with a thread on ChiefsPlanet.
|
Quote:
note to selves: keep your private matters private |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Though as Phil just posted this thread has been pretty boring you might want someone more exciting to start it next time |
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:26 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.