You have yet to suppose yer' arger-ment azzhole!

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Your meme prowess is fascinating. Do you celebrate Festivus?

Bitch I celebrate the end of evera' day!

Confession. Woke up at 5:40. Started drinking at 5:41. Some call this a problem. Gotta pace myself. Helluva life.

If isn't for that man you wouldn't have a team to complain about fruit ninja.

I'm pretty sure that if you can still afford it it's not a problem.

I think.

Thanks for the self esteem boost. I feel..........better.

Good.

I'm pretty sure that's the main reason they haven't banned me...

Well, you have helped me this morning. And vodka has helped. I hope someday to help you. No homo.

I'm glad that my words and you not wanting to touch me has allowed us to bond.

Without touching.

Prost!:toast:

A small tear and a fist bump was enjoyed by all.

Here's the response I got from a friend who's a HUGE Cincinnati football fan (he's also a Broncos fan):

"I think he's really a diamond in the rough. Was recruited by Brian Kelly, I think as a QB. Had to adjust to Butch Jones, made a mistake smoking weed and got suspended. Spent his third year mostly as a blocker, and then this past year they really cut him loose more. He's really only played the position two seasons and yet he was the best college tight end I saw this year. He caught 46 balls but it's important to note that for most of the year they had a really, really dicey QB who was a good runner but was horrendously inaccurate on intermediate throws. Kelce could have caught 65 or 70 easy if they had made the change to their backup earlier in the season. Also, it's kind of funny to me that his supposed off-field "problems" led to him falling that far. He smoked marijuana when he was 19. That's his off-field problem. After that he was pretty much an exemplary teammate--his teammates and coaches loved him, he was a captain, and I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a segment on the Butch Jones Show where he mentioned Travis and his brother Jason as two of the favorite players he ever coached. Check out any of his media interaction on youtube, too--the guy is really sharp, respectful, insightful...I think he has the mental makeup and the work ethic to go with the skills. Also he has the kind of make-up that Chiefs fans like...intense, maybe a bit cocky, but not disrespectful or showboaty. Maybe like Jared Allen without the white trashness? Andy Reid drafted or signed a bunch of Bearcats in Philly and had a lot of success with them, including another UC tight end, Brent Celek. If you want a little glimpse of Kelce's speed, check out his game-winning touchdown against Duke on youtube. It was a blown assignment by Duke but then Travis outruns two DBs by a solid ten yards--just absolutely leaves them in the dust. Anyway, lengthy post, but I'd bet on this being a great pick for the Chiefs."

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The first catch and run is more impressive than the TD. This kid has good feet and can run!

CP had him one drink from Skid Row yesterday. LMAO

Thanks for the insight I love this pick as well. I found a great video on him he is just pure nasty when it comes to his blocking and overall speed. I am impressed with him and lucky to have him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUj5zK06orY

FYP

functioning alcoholic IIRC