what are you new at this

that's what every guy wants

no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.

If it helps you any, I think it was just last year before I put one on a guy for him. Only time I ever have.

In order for him to be able to effectively date he needs all the tools. Closing is perhaps the most important of them. He needs to close any deal before he can focus on closing the right one. JMO.

i used the rip or gnaw technique

LMAO

It's going to be hard to get an STD from her mouth. From there, put it in her butt if you're that worried that a condom will break.

in the right situation scissors add a nice effect.

but that gets old quick.

At least we got a fun-ass thread out of this.

I have mixed emotions on the bra thing. If a guy can get it off in one snap, then I wonder just how many he's done (at my age, though, probably several). However, it's quick and efficient, and impressive.

Thatta boy. Worry about quality later. Just get the awkward out on any old gash. No offense ladies. LMAO

Doing it through the clothes is always impressive.

GoChiefs, you are aware of how they clasp, yes? You've tried with your mother's/sister's bras? Back and front?

anyone going to help me with my indie chick?

Guys always get thrown for a loop when they come across one that buckles in front. If the girl prepares properly, the snap will be in the back.

No, seen some videos, though. Pinch and flick. Pinch and flick.

I'm lazy I talk em out of their clothes first

No response yet?

If I were you and she hasn't responded in a couple of hours, I would send this:

"I'm going to be a XXXX at (time) and it would be great if you could meet me there."

And, go even she doesn't respond.

So what you just got to do is just get you a bunch of these hood rats, run through them, just knock them out - boom, boom, boom. And once you've done slayed like 10 or 20 of them hood rats, now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.

aah the last act of desperation

Why? No clasp on the back means front closure.

I would use two hands if I were you.

I'll just bring a goddamn box cutter.

The last condoms I bought the guy said "That will be $5.49 with tax". I said "Tacks? I don't want no tacks, I want the kind that just slip on"

what you need to do is call culpepper and ask him where he used to get his hos

it takes a few practices. see if you can find a bra before tonight.

or just tell her "take that shit off". seriously.

Well, he is up against a time frame, I presume.

She was a ho...........fo shooooooooooo.

God no. I love taking bras and panties off women. Always have. It's highly erotic.

So are we talking about girl #1 or girl #2 here?

Both.

who else would die laughing if she showed up and she was 350 pounds named Steve

me

before running

it frightened (and frustrated) the hell out of me until I learned how to do it properly. now its a skill I love showing off.


(I'm referring to the bra, not the panties. I'm somewhat upset that my current g/f never wears panites.)

Yeah, I remember the first time I tried on a real female. She was laying on top of me, and I had only practiced while facing the clasp, not around the back without being able to see. I fumbled around a few times and she finally sat up and did it herself, bless her.

goin to practice

Given that he hasn't had any response from either one lately, I fear this thread may be moot. He should definitely consider one last correspondence to both of them. Personally, I would jump on whichever one responds first. A bird in the hand and all. Bottom line, he wants to get laid, yes? If he doesn't get response, how about coaching him into how to pick up a girl in a bar? GoChiefs, have you ever tried to pick up a girl in a bar?

Most appreciative girls will know when to jump in and help out. A true bitch is a girl who gets annoyed when you can't do it. That's when you pull out the SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS!

Bra or condom? Both? If both, do one at a time.

ROFL

ewww.. that's just bad hygiene :(

A condom should take you 30 seconds of practice. A bra is a lifetime.

:spock:

Um no, she will think the guy is a rump ranger.

tell me about it.

she's a squirter too. I'm surprised her jeans don't feel like cardboard.

What's so funny?

Originally Posted by Donger
Bra or condom? Both? If both, do one at a time.

Well, he should.

Just push the "Dot" in the middle of the forehead. your all set.

I agree. What also hit me funny is I assume GC meant he was going to Chiefs practice. Your response was great. I don't like the rolling around laughing thing because I think it's over the top. I didn't lol, but I did find it humorous.

You're single handedly killing this thread. Stop it. :)

I didn't think of that. Heh.

I must not be very good at this. I'll just sit back and enjoy now.

G, who would have thought that?

Did she give you the key?

heh, you could say that

I'll do it and say something like, "I can't get this thing to unclasp half the time myself." Eases his possible embarrassment. Bitching about it is rude, IMO.

men your age still can't get the bra off?

Front clasp FTW.

Is that before or after you bring up the scat and fisting? :D

Okay. You just made me feel old, damn you.

that must be an IBTC thing.
what ever works.

Acutally he is very nice guy with a nerdy slant. His interweb antics might lead you to think otherwise but hell, nobody's perfect. His folks are good people too, met him and his Dad at the Dallas/KC game a few years back...

pics?

in a relationship yes. not so much when you just met them and are going in for the first score.

but, like most aspects of getting laid, its not what you say, its how you say it.

here's one

She has a confidence issue?

BIGTIME!!!

how old is she?

hmmm. very nice.

does she live in the KC area?

Being physically attractive doesn't mean much to some women when it comes to self-confidence.

My wife is not very confident at all, but she's delicious (at least I think so).

Ummm.....why? She's good looking. Is she not 90 lbs or something?

Dude. You just said you have a girlfriend!

It's hard to explain, she is totally fuckED up when it comes to relationship issues.

Being used for your looks can get to a person, or so I'm told.

He said "current."

She lives in the San Francisco area

Us beautiful people don't need pity.

;)

I'm always on the look-out for the next ex-mrs. sedated

It's understandable. My girlfriend has the same thing. I'm assuming that maybe it has something to do with an ex-boyfriend who would tell her that she's ugly and that no one else would want her?

how old is she?