Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4951866)

You think the OTHER one misrepresented herself?


I can't wait for the report on this advanture to the temple of doom.

Let me predict the post by gochiefs
ahheeem.

"OMG OMG OMG!
so she txted that she wanted all of the sex ALL OF THE SEX and was very interested in anal. I met her at the super 6 motel and ran into the room with a bottle of blue maui and guzzled some down. She was a real Cougar! 40 and everything. She told me to get comfortable, so I started ripping my clothes off. My pants fell down while I was trying to pull a sock off and I got tangled up and fell into the table. She got on the bed, I could almost see her va jay jay through her mountain of thistle muff. I started to climb up the bed to do the deed and get ALL OF THE SEX and she says in this sul-tree voice "so, what do you think of Anal Sex?" and I says "I love some pillaged ass village!!!!

and thats when it happend. Right as I began to enter her.....her Gorilla of a husband jumped from the closet shouting "I Love me some new anal TOO!" And then he rear-ended me and tossed more batons to my behind than an olympic 4x400 trials.

I'm limping, sticky, my ass hurts and I think he peed in my butt....but Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaat DAMMIT I TOUCHED HER VAGIN with my Doofloppy!!!!

I DID THAT BEFORE III!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4954084)

I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4954152)

it doesn't really matter how clean it is, you're gonna get dirty

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4953998)

OK, you guys deserve it. This one is real kinky.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4954084)

I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4954155)

only our beloved CP virgin can turn a horny slut begging for sex, into a BFF.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954156)

Other than getting a BJ, you really wouldn't have any kind of sex with that female, would you?

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4954157)

There's still good in me. You haven't driven it from me fully.



No, I'd **** her. I'm just kind of a neat freak. I'd probably retch if I saw shit on my dick. Condom or not.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4954154)

The inner poop, eh?

I think I'll pass. Your quest is safe, donger.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954163)

You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4954169)

It's all good. I just can't stand the sight of shit. Or the smell.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954172)

Oh man, you are in for a shock.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954163)

You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4954165)

just don't look down afterward. if she's a classy lady she'll wipe the shit off yur cock.



or do it in the shower.