Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9716648)

Frazod,

You've lived a life where your dad loathed you, no one in your family ever showed you love, your first wife betrayed you...and now you're just a miserable, fat ****. You have nearly 100,000 posts bickering with so called 'degenerates' on an NFL message board where you're on record saying you don't watch the NFL because it's rigged.

My vice principal used to tell me something that I found hilarious but it's very fitting here!

Frazod...every time you point your finger at someone else, you're pointing three right back at yourself!!!!

Lol lol lol

Hi Phil!

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9716672)

WTF is Clara Burton?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9716687)

Do you have any amusing anecdotes involving having to excuse yourself from the table during Thanksgiving dinner because of a cocaine nose bleed only to come back to your wife leaving to blow your drug dealer?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9716574)

I'm nearly certain I said as much within the post itself.

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9716691)

LMAO

I'm laughing with you, not at you. I already got blasted for not mentioning her earlier, and I actually knew who she was

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9716691)

LMAO

I'm laughing with you, not at you. I already got blasted for not mentioning her earlier, and I actually knew who she was

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9716687)

Humor is about being relatable. I suppose frazod just can't relate to stories about being young, having no responsibilities, enough money to blow on good times, and banging sluts. It seems that his youth was spent scrounging up drug money and catching his breath after standing up from a seated position.

Do you have any amusing anecdotes involving having to excuse yourself from the table during Thanksgiving dinner because of a cocaine nose bleed only to come back to your wife leaving to blow your drug dealer?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9716697)

You spelled her last name incorrectly. Barton, not Burton.

Clara Burton makes bitchin snowboards (I think).

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9716657)

Which one of is the fat, divorced drug addict who works at a law firm but isn't an attorney? That's the person who can best answer your "where did it all go wrong" question.

Blasting me for having an attractive family, selling a business I started up on the side, and having a little money has me reeling, btw. You should finish me off with a "you've probably got a huge dong" crack. That'll show me.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9716694)

To be fair, you speculated that it "probably" wasn't funny. I just provided confirmation. But I know that you have boatloads of funny in you if you can just figure out how to tap into it. You're one of the guys who has the genuine real life charisma Saul Good was talking about in my estimation. That's why I suggested that you hook up with Hootie for some mentoring on how to entertain us with autobiographical material.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9716695)

Donger is talking about the misspelling, I'm quite certain. It's Barton, not Burton. He's detail oriented like that.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9716701)

Saul Towne's pissed now! I feel bad for the next waitress that serves you. LMAO

I'm mainly blasting you for being a vile piece of shit, and it oozes from your every post. Money can't buy you a soul, you pampered ****ing twat. And if you had anything on the ball at all the last thing you'd be doing is wasting your day bantering with me.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9716592)

You're like 4th on my greatest ****ing guy on earth list, tooge.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9716600)

Meanwhile, his thread has 3,000 posts, and your recent threads about genetic mapping, a prayer thread, and the movie "42" have 56, 49, and 4 replies respectively.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9716712)

How is this a waste of my time? You're a big shot...probably the most important non-attorney working at a law firm ever.