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Simply Red 01-08-2012 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 8275025)
She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?"

(NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...)
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Bump 01-08-2012 03:23 PM
why doesn't your wife drive?

notorious 01-08-2012 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bane (Post 8274977)
For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.
That's the "Foreman" mentality. I ended that shit within the first 3 months of knowing my wife.


I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.".

:D Gets them every time.

Bane 01-08-2012 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8275354)
That's the "Foreman" mentality. I ended that shit within the first 3 months of knowing my wife.


I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.".

:D Gets them every time.
:thumb:

whoman69 01-08-2012 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Omega (Post 2175758)
I don't intend to. ROFL

So I guess everyone is happy.
Like you'd be in line for it anyway. ROFL

Gonzo 01-08-2012 04:54 PM
Every ****ing weekend she goes hunting, then brings in whatever critter she's killed and feathers or fur go all over the place.
Then she guts and cleans the damn thingand usually sets the carcass in the kitchen sink and expects me to wash it and store it.

What a bitch.






Oh wait, that's me.
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stevieray 01-08-2012 05:21 PM
when she says 'we need to'..she usually means me.

pretty tame, though. I'm fortunate.

bevischief 01-08-2012 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 8276150)
when she says 'we need to'..she usually means me.

pretty tame, though. I'm fortunate.
Yep I agree... After breaking my back this evening... After she said that...

HoneyBadger 01-08-2012 05:30 PM
My main girl can't clean if her life depended on it. I've gotten to the point where I just clean after her, because saying something won't change anything.

She also acts like she's never been in the kitchen. She always asks me "How long to I microwave this for?" Or "Can I put this in the toaster?"

Can't clean or cook, I'm glad she's good at other things ;)

WV 01-08-2012 05:30 PM
If there is a flat surface in the house, she is invariably going to fill it full of some sort of shit. The kids are becoming the same way too....drives me insane. She's a horrible clutter bug that way.

Simplicity 01-08-2012 05:32 PM
It's okay... I'm single...
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...ers-ladies.jpg

GloryDayz 01-08-2012 07:14 PM
Time for an upgrade!

Chiefs Pantalones 01-13-2012 10:00 AM
I want to name my future son, Chief. My wife is in disagreement. Should I divorce her?

Dayze 01-13-2012 10:07 AM
my wife will use 371 pots/pans/utencils/bowls/spoons etc during the 1% time she makes dinner.

It looks like Beirut after she's done cooking.

Fritz88 01-13-2012 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8290822)
my wife will use 371 pots/pans/utencils/bowls/spoons etc during the 1% time she makes dinner.

It looks like Beirut after she's done cooking.
Beirut is a beautiful city.


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