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FlaChief58 01-23-2013 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9345370)
If Matt Cassel were a custom chopper builder, he'd be Paul Teutal Jr.
I'd take this one off his hands

Hammock Parties 01-23-2013 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 9345391)
If Matt Cassel were a movie he'd be the Crying Game.
Nah, he'd be The Phantom Menace.

Really expensive and massively disappointing.

Red And Yellow 01-23-2013 05:19 PM
If matt cassel was a tampon he'd be a used one

BigMeatballDave 01-23-2013 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9345411)
Nah, he'd be The Phantom Menace.

Really expensive and massively disappointing.
No way.

That could never be worse than making out with what you thought was a chick, only to discover it's not.

BlackHelicopters 01-23-2013 05:32 PM
No way Cassel has kids. No way. No way.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-23-2013 05:34 PM
If Matt Cassel was supposed to be Wes Welker, he'd be Dexter McCluster.

If Matt Cassel was supposed to be Devin Hester, he'd be Dexter McCluster

If Matt Cassel was a poster, he'd be JustFistingMyself

If Matt Cassel was a defensive coordinator, he'd be Jerry Sandusky

If Matt Cassel were a boyfriend, he'd be Jovan Belcher

If Matt Cassel was a lieutenant in the SS, he'd be Adolf Eichmann

If Matt Cassel was a wrestling play-by-play announcer, he'd be Mike Adamle

If Matt Cassel was a wrestling GM, he'd be Mike Adamle

If Matt Cassel was a professional wrestling debut, he'd be the Shockmaster's

If Matt Cassel was a hairstyle, he'd be Donald Trump's.

If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Gheorge Mursesan.

If Matt Cassel was a movie script, he'd be Ishtar

If Matt Cassel was decaf, he'd be Sanka.

If Matt Cassel was 15th century French nobility, he'd be Gilles de Rais

Pasta Little Brioni 01-23-2013 05:55 PM
If Matt Cassel was an undergarment he'd be a European Casual Pouch

Rambozo 01-23-2013 05:58 PM
If Matt Cassel was in the Green Mile, he'd be Mr. Bojangles.

crazycoffey 01-23-2013 06:31 PM
If Matt cassshole were an army base, he'd be Ft. Riley.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-23-2013 06:33 PM
If Matt Cassel was a penis he'd be a micropenis

CrazyPhuD 01-23-2013 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9345442)
No way.

That could never be worse than making out with what you thought was a chick, only to discover it's not.
Nah his nightmare would be thinking you're making out with Boba Fett only to realize it was actually Jar Jar.

Mama Hip Rockets 01-23-2013 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9343480)
If Matt Cassel was a sheep in a slightly collapsed pocket, he'd be this sheep.



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ROFL

OrtonsPiercedTaint 01-23-2013 07:43 PM
If Matt Cassel was a milkshake. Cats would cross to the other side the street before going past his yard.

Noss 01-23-2013 07:53 PM
Matt Casshole is to football what Honey Boo Boo is to talent.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-23-2013 07:54 PM
If Matt Cassel were a member of Dutch's crew in Predator, he'd be Hawkins.


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