:D It's a good thing I have a girlfriend.

Yep. If all anyone sees (or choses to see) and values are your looks, it would be hard not to feel like a doormat (or a pin cushion).

It's not that, She is talented too with her singing ability. It's a self image problem that started as kid, because she was a "chubby-child"

25 this month

Ick. That's tough.

Now, I'm not saying this in a creepy way, but she has a beautiful mouth.

being a fat kid can fuck with someone's head for life.

I know exactly how she feels.....except I can't sing and I'm still chubby.

Ah. I have the opposite. I was scrawny as a child. Then puberty hit. I don't know if something got messed up, because I've had a weight problem ever since I was 13. It takes me eating less than 800 calories per day to lose any weight.

I just pmed you my number to pass along Trible
hello nurse

Get your thyroid checked out.

You have any family in Seattle?

nope we are all located in the midwest or the south

If she's ever looking for someone to hang out with.....my girlfriend could always use more friends.

Where at in the Midwest?

I was thinking of "chick flicks."

KC, Camdenton, St. Louis, and I have cousins in Kentucky, New York, and Washington D.C.

Ok...when I think Midwest I always think of SD, ND and MN.

I was going to let this go, but I can't. Please educate me on how I can improve my posting skills.

I was teasing you. You will note that I chose to write "G" instead of "Gee."

Donger does this. You'll grow to appreciate it, or try and out wit him.

Oh. It came shortly after this...
"You're single handedly killing this thread. Stop it.:)"
So I assumed I was breaking some posting etiquette or something.

I was responding to this: "I must not be very good at this."

Hence, the G.

How does "G" have a different meaning than "Gee"?

Add "spot" after it.

I was just giving you crap with that post.

Holy Crap! How did I miss that!

Hence the :)

Seems to be a recurring theme!

:doh!:

I'll just keep teein' 'em up for ya.

Yes, that was pretty obvious.

good lord I hope I never hate to meet
and date over the internet
too much room for hijenks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH!

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jar...C10227315.jpeg

Which one dude?

And you probably shouldn't post her number over the internet. You don't know who from this site would give her a call.

Take that down, GoChiefs.

Which one is it?

It is mother ****in on. Haha, think about Glenn Dorsey and Brian Waters in a tangle while you're boning her. You'll last longer, Heh.

Yeah I'm dumb. Just edited. Hope I didn't **** myself.

SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! I AM FREAKING OUT! A GIRL GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER! A PRETTY ONE! SHIT!!!!! ****!

Is it girl #1 or #2?

I already called her and warned her via voicemail. Sorry.

and oh yeah......SETTLE THE **** DOWN!

Fake it till you make it. Show up early and drink a couple of quick ones. Then nurse two more over the next 2 hours. You'll be fine. DON'T GET TOO DRUNK!!!!

:LOL:

This is the girl, BTW:

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2060/yohg9.jpg

First one. Second one is AWOL but I could bone her tomorrow night, too.

Ok dude....just play it cool. Give her a call and invite her out to dinner or a drink. Like Flopnuts said.....get there early and have 1 or 2 just to calm yourself down. Then nurse a couple while she's drinking. You'll be fine.

Seriously, GoChiefs, just go slowly. Just speak with her. Learn.

If she totally follows your lead and drinks what you drink. You're gonna have to muscle through 5 maybe 6 depending on how much of a lush she is. Get her drunk!!!! I think she'll be less inhibited. I think this one is more prudish, remember that.

Do not....I repeat do not bring up Star Wars or Star Trek. Ask her questions about herself and if she asks what you do......you're a journalist.

Did you do what I suggested, GoChiefs? Meet her in her town?

That's the vibe I got, too.

Be sure not to tell her you're a doofus.

I'll ask her about it. I haven't called yet, little busy with work stuff. Don't know if I can go out tonight because Herm called a ****ing sneak practice tomorrow morning. Herm, you ass...you're gonna **** this up!

OH NO! WHAT DO I WEAR?

You've got to be kidding me.

You can't go out and still get up in the morning? Grow a pair....go out and have a good time....and then get up in the morning.

That's okay. Keep the alcohol flowing. She's liberal enough to meet up with a complete stranger from out of town at a bar. She's liberal enough to **** on the 1st date. I say be yourself. You'll come across as more endearing which she'd probably be more receptive too.

You can sweet this one into the sack. You don't need to play the game. It's probably your best option for right now, but I still expect you to pound the other one sometime this weekend. Confidence is king. FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

:clap: Being yourself might just get this one.

DON'T YOU ****ING PUSS OUT ON ME!!!!! You're under 30, you WILL do whatever it takes. Goddamn it Clayton, don't you ****ing do this.

He's not going to do it. He won't call her.

Except for when you start at lunch and then finish up about 3am..

I just told her I'd call her in an hour.

Who are we kidding though, it's a phone sex #.

:)

This is his best chance.....either he does it now or he's never going to do it.

This is where he has to man up and go through with it.

You brought decent clothes with you right? You don't have to get all dressed up but you can't go out in a t-shirt and shorts either.

I'm completely invested in you getting some pussy this weekend. IT'S FOR YOUR SOUL MAN!!!!

You won't know unless you try.

She's beautiful..

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2...gel5432ju9.jpg

Here's my thoughts. Ask her questions, and be a good listener. Act genuinely interested in her answers. Appear as if you're interested in learning more about her. Try to make her laugh, but don't try too hard. PROJECT CONFIDENCE.

I have a few button downs and some nice linen khakis.

I hope that you call her, GoChiefs, and that you get the chance to meet.

Remember, look her in the eyes and try to smile. Just enjoy the time.

Those should work just fine.

You need to just relax right now. God....go unload the gun or something. Clear the chambers before you go out.

Don't blow this GC.

We all know how it ends up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...akin_force.jpg

That's actually a really good idea. Just don't do it to her pictures. Do it to the 2nd girl's. You're gonna need practice for her. :D

Exactly. At least if you do this....you've gone out and you've met someone new. Who knows....maybe you'll hit it....maybe you won't. But you'll at least come out with some confidence that you can go out with a chick and have a good time.

No. Get any and all references to Star Wars and/or Star Trek out of your head now.

Don't worry, I'm not completely stupid. I won't say shit about anything remotely nerdy.

Unless she does.

Exactly. Do it to the second girls pictures. This will at least calm you down and release some built up stress.

Oh yeah....when you first meet her.....tell her that she looks amazing.

EDIT: Tell her that while looking in her eyes. She'll know that you're not telling the truth if you're saying it to her chest.

fuck. That's a worse case scenario. She starts talking about Star Trek I want you to remember this post right now. YOU DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN RIVER FALLS!!!!

If she does, throttle yourself back a bit.

And, WHY THE fuck ARE YOU STILL TALKING WITH US!? Call the girl.

Yes, look her directly in her eyes when you're talking and when you're listening. That's very important. Direct eye contact.