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Hammock Parties 02-10-2014 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10425545)
I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....
You invited her to your place? LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 02-10-2014 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10424859)
PGM pics of your side piece now.
I have nothing going on right now

Pasta Little Brioni 02-10-2014 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10425572)
You invited her to your place? LMAO
Oh boy ROFL

Fish 02-10-2014 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10425572)
You invited her to your place? LMAO
Yeah, I was a serious noob.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-10-2014 06:46 PM
Yeah I have to see full bod shots now

Perineum Ripper 02-10-2014 07:52 PM
My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then

ghak99 02-10-2014 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10425750)
My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then
LMAO

TambaBerry 02-10-2014 08:12 PM
You guys have a lot to learn before you meet anyone online you have to get a spoon pic. Nobody can fake a picture of them holding a spoon.

Titty Meat 02-10-2014 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10425545)
I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....
You should have called her out that's bullshit.

Big Poppa Payne 02-10-2014 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10425633)
Yeah, I was a serious noob.
No man you were right on the money. The only thing different you should've done was whip out your crank and tell her "hey... It won't suck itself."

Cephalic Trauma 02-10-2014 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by npayne1978 (Post 10425894)
No man you were right on the money. The only thing different you should've done was whip out your crank and tell her "hey... It won't suck itself."
Yeah, seems like a great idea until she mistakes it for a canoli and devours your cock.

Eureka 02-10-2014 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10425545)
I've went on exactly 1 blind date. She lied profusely about her size and weight. Like probably 100lbs worth of lies. It was the most awkward experience I've ever had. We literally watched a movie with her sitting on the couch and me on the chair.

Never again....
Karma Man!

One day you'll be watching a movie with a younger chick and she won't even sit next you. Shame!

You should've gave that phatty a five star Experiance. Cuz Karma that's why!

Pasta Little Brioni 02-10-2014 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10425750)
My cousin was on a dating website for a few months and started talking to this really good looking woman. After a couple weeks he went to her place to meet. He sent me a text saying he got there and would see me in the morning cause he was going to sweep her off her feet and get her in bed.

15 minutes later he text me and said something along the lines of Holy shit this chick is in a wheelchair and she didn't tell me I can't stop staring

I promptly replied with yea you will definitely need to sweep her of her feet to get her in bed then
Did he tap it?

Bowser 02-10-2014 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 10426199)
Karma Man!

One day you'll be watching a movie with a younger chick and she won't even sit next you. Shame!

You should've gave that phatty a five star Experiance. Cuz Karma that's why!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...xleeo1_500.gif

Easy 6 02-10-2014 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10423826)
After meeting 2-3 secret internet fatties you get wise to their game.

Now I recognize the signs early and click *ignore profile*
ROFL "secret internet fatties" ROFL

That's got me cracking up right now for some reason, almost sounds like a cool band.


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