I should've clarified.....Beirut; circa 1982

After 26 years of marriage....EVERYTHING!

She should divorce you. Naming him Chief will make him a perpetually mediocre loser. You wanna doom your child so early in life?

FWIW I have a buddy whose wife agreed to let him name their son Heisman.

THAT is cool.

I want a son so i can make his middle name "Danger".

Wife thinks it's stupid.

I think it's ****ing awesome.

he must be hung like a beer can.

Just make sure his first name isn't Johnny

Happily for the last eight years my wife has done nothing that makes me insane.

After 17 years together, my wife still refuses to put the toilet seat down.

The most annoying thing my woman does is turn on one alarm clock to go off at 5 am and then she doesn't even get up till her 2nd clock goes off at 6 am.

Weirdest ****ing thing and very annoying.....especially since i'm the one who gets up to turn the damn thing off.

Here's what I hate. When I say I don't care where we eat, I literally don't care. It could be hot dogs at the QT or a steak dinner. When she says she doesn't care where we eat what she really means is she wants something healthy, that doesn't cost too much, that we haven't been to recently, that isn't too far away, that we won't have to wait to be seated for, that isn't fast food. And then whatever it is, when we've eaten and we're done, she wasn't happy with it anyway.

That's bad but mine has her phone alarm go off at maximum volume to the tune of Cake's "Short Skirt/Long Jacket", TV show Chuck theme. Decent song but that loud to wake up to......no

LMAO That's me! My alarm is set for 7:00, but I don't get up till 7:30. Thankfully she gets up first anyway so it doesn't bother her unless of course it's her day off (like today), then she just puts a pillow over her head. I'm not trying to be selfish, I just honestly can't get up unless I snooze like 4 times.

I can't really think of anything, other than the poor driving skills.

Poor driving/parking skills is a good one. Hobo's den inside her car is another one.