I'm likely just no fun since I don't particularly care for vanity plates either. Likely since most of the time I notice them they range from a little to very douchey but doesn't mean they are all necessarily bad. Maybe if you are a proctologist with ASSMAN plates. "Million to one shot, doc."

My Hellcat is stuck at the Voltz railyard. Hopefully it will get to the dealer next week. Driving me nuts.

Ugh, rail dust, good luck.

Car covers are out for me. Heard way too many negative reviews on them causing more damage than they protected.

I have a sprinkler system that will go off on my car and possible bird shit from the big trees in my yard to deal with. Got to do something.

I'm in Florida so flimsy tents will just get blown down onto my car. Any advice?

Yes, I have a two car garage but I'm planning on putting a nice pool table set up out there in the space.

Enjoy hard water spots from your sprinkler. Shit from the birds and a plethora o shit from the tree. Use your garage.

Sorry but use your garage.
Even a high quality, fitted cover is going to flap in the wind and rub whatever dust/dirt might be on your car scratching the finish.

A car cover is out for sure.

Forget the pool table, use the garage. There is really no other good choice.

If it's THAT big a deal to you, you could always go with a Car capsule.

http://carcapsule.com/

We have one here in in the shop that we never used. It's been sitting new in the box for years, im sure i can get it to you for a good price.

Thanks man but that looks like a lot of hassle to set up and take down for a daily driver.

I want my billiard room. I can build a carport if there is no other choice.

Use the garage for the car and buy an outdoor pool table?

Carport is not a good choice either.

Throw the other car out, convert another room, build another garage or a purpose built pool room.

Car value > pool

Forget billiards, build yourself one of these.

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Why isn't a carport a good choice? Dig a few holes. Pour some concrete, put up poles, attach some awning...instant shelter from sprinklers and bird poop.