If you're going to go this route. You need to really use a lot of eye contact and be extremely confident. Even captivating. OTOH, don't tell her she looks nice, or pretty, or even good. Great is a good word, although I think you can handle this kind of stuff.

If she does that then you need to playfully give her crap about it....while still revealing that you're a little nerdy yourself. You don't want her to mention Star Wars and then you bust out that you own all of the figures from the 70's.

Try not to pick your nose.

Not in a creepy, Pee Wee Herman kind of way, mind you. Just make her feel like she is the center of your attention.

Overall....remember this one thing.

She messaged you. There is obviously something about you that she found interesting. You should have a good amount of confidence because of this. Now use that to your advantage.

We'll talk about theater. That's something we have in common.

I gotta shave my balls!

LMAO

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I'm going to have to remember some of this stuff. Got a date with the wife tonight, although she's pretty much a sure thing.

That whore. :D

I think my River Falls girl is prettier than your wife, Donger. Ha ha ha haaaaa haaaaaaaa.

My wife and I celebrated 6 years together yesterday. It's as good now as it was then. :evil: It's better now that I'm 100lbs lighter.

I wish you had a wingman. Somebody kind of goofy to make you look better. Is Nick around?

Not possible.

I can't even imagine.

I was going to offer a remote mind meld, but he's on his own now.

LMAO One of those things I'd prefer you not.

Has it been an hour yet? lol

It's been 20 minutes.

Gotta hammer this shit out then hammer her shit in.

Well, good luck GoChiefs. I'll be thinking of you when I achieve orgasmic bliss later on tonight.

*EDIT - Wait, that didn't come out right.

I'd weigh 65 #

:eek: :hmmm:

That's ****ed up, right there.

:eek:

Come on now, I edited.

I hope she doesn't mind dirty talk.

Why does it matter if its his first time rather it is the neighbor girl or some chick 400 miles a way? That's a dumb comment. Just get it over with for crying out loud.

You aren't going to call her, are you?

I will, as soon as I finish this recap. I swear.

I think Claythan's true love is in front of him right now and he uses a keyboard to talk to it.


Think about it, that's all he does.

You ****ing better.

How about some positive words.....either that or STFU and STFD.

I'm positive Claythan is going to screw this up royally.

Good luck to you. You'll do fine.

He has had 20 pages on here of positive advise, enough already i want that boy to get some action and quit f**king around on the internet.

You want to play Cyrano de Bergerac for him as well?

Good luck, GoChiefs. I just hope I don't yell out "GoChiefs!!!" tonight. That would probably cost me a new Jeep.

You get free gas. Get one of these.

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don't call her exactly one hour after you told her you would. wait an hour and a half, then call and say you were busy writing.

Either that, or go the totally opposite route and tell her that you have writers block and can't stop thinking about what her pooper smells like.

:D

this can be used for your benefit.

if she is still there a couple hours in, say you have to go to an unscheduled practice early; use it to get both of you out of the bar.

once you are out, find any reason to go to her place. Any reason at all; this should be your goal through the whole night. if she mentions anything about her place (what it looks like, who she lives with; a pet) drop a hint you want to see it/meet them/whatever.

and talk a lot about writing about/covering the Chiefs. chicks love writers. but don't talk about football itself unless she is a sports nut.

lol

I'll wait 15 minutes. Gotta take a shit. Maybe I should take a shit while I'm on the phone with her. Might distract me, ease my mind.

Is she hears the plop just play it cool and say you had to drop a deuce before picking her up.

I need updates.

can you take your laptop with you? If so, I'm not leaving this computer all night.

Make sure you clean yourself well afterward. If she's a really dirty slut she might make your first time incredibly memorable.

Claythan will tell her he's a regular poster on Chiefsplanet. Later she looks him up on here and sees two men kissing in his avatar.......lol...:eek:

If someone wants to PM me a phone number I could text in updates

LOL

what's that play where one guy feeds lines to another to get him laid..err, to woo a woman?

Done.

That's certain to impress. Definitely. Let's do this.

gladly.

texting might make you seem important, as long as its not too much that you look like a complete dick

Save that for later. When you first meet her complement her about something other than just her physical looks. Complement something she's wearing, "I like your dress" or something non-physical about her, "You have a great energy about you" or "Your smile brightens up the room". This will disarm her more than "You look beautiful". Save the physical compliments until later, time them well and don't over-compliment.

Alright our version of the "Sherminator" shall become a man, this is freakin awesome

hour and a half may be a little too long, hour and 10 minutes maybe?

Dude, that would be the biggest mistake you can do on a date, especially the first one. OMG :doh!:

ok, lets not have him parading around like a queer.

do you really think, at this point, he will be relaxed and charismatic enough to properly deliver either of those lines?

Probably not.

I'd rather bet $1000 on just one number on Roulette to hit, then to bet on Gochiefs getting pussy tonight.

You could be a scape goat, too. Hell, if chicks do it, so can guys.

Do I kiss her when I greet her?

LMAO

No, grope and fondle her.

There's a teen flick called Whatever It Takes where that happens.

Like, on the cheek.

No. What? Are you French?

That would be iffy, a hug would suffice

No. Possibly a hug, but kissing would definitely be too much in the personal zone for just meeting.

fuck no.

what's wrong with you, boy?

Quite a bit.

And people on here think he might actually get some tonight, please.

Whoever gets the text updates better update us on here, damn it.

If she seems nervous at all, buy her a drink.

he should buy the drinks whether she's nervous or not.

the first one at least.

Whoa! There's a gentleman in there?

A quick hug might be okay. Follow her lead on that. On the first meeting, there's nothing wrong with a nice FIRM hand shake. If you do shake her hand, grasp her whole hand, not just her fingers and put your left hand on top and remember make it a firm hand shake, not a limp noodle. Limp hand shakes show weakness.

Unless she strongly insists otherwise, he should pay for the whole night.

pfft, its harder to get those panties off if you are a cheap-ass.

I've always heard that for job interviews....then again, I guess a first date is similar.

not too firm, Jesus we don't want the girl's hand to fall off

The very first impression she gets from him (other than his looks) will be that handshake.

On second thought, just stay in your hotel room and jerk off.

Here's a preview for an upcoming text message tonight.


She just asked me where i live and i said "at home with mom and dad".

Then she said she was feeling ill and to take her home immediately.