ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

All I can say is that EVERY Asian girl that I've been with has been a sexaholic and would let and WANT me to put it anywhere.
I wish I could think of the planeteer who had similar stories:
Waking up to the girl giving you head on multiple occasions.

ChiefsCountry

09-04-2008 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4977336)

The only one I was with did this.

Mecca

09-04-2008 12:31 AM

I apparently need to meet some more asians..

QuikSsurfer

09-04-2008 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 4977342)

The only one I was with did this.

Well, there ya have it.

Hammock Parties

09-04-2008 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 4977315)

You got alot to learn.

I remember the first asshole who said that to my face. It was right after I whipped his ass in a game of SWCCG.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/165...838946.jpg?v=0

Mecca

09-04-2008 01:02 AM

Don't ever show those cards to a chick, never ever do it. actually throw them away right now.

Hammock Parties

09-04-2008 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4977412)

Don't ever show those cards to a chick, never ever do it. actually throw them away right now.

I sold the expensive collection years ago. I have some cheap ones in a box in the closet. My cousin and I play from time to time.

Hammock Parties

09-04-2008 09:36 PM

WHAT THE ****

Quote:

ME: ok, so we're on for 6 tomorrow?
HER: yea
ME: you need directions or you got it?
HER: i think i got it...ill b der if my ma doesnt bring my baby bak dat day

Spicy McHaggis

09-04-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4980786)

WHAT THE ****

So she has a kid. So what? She's probably easy.

L.A. Chieffan

09-04-2008 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis (Post 4980804)

So she has a kid. So what? She's probably easy.

Fo realz. Dat means she puts out homie

Phobia

09-04-2008 09:45 PM

At least you know she's not a virgin. Hopefully you enjoy lactasians.

luv	09-04-2008 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4980786)

WHAT THE ****

Does she actually type like that? That would be a huge turn off for me. Any guy that ever types the word "kewl" is out. An occasional misspelling or typo is one thing. That is something completely different.

Coach

09-04-2008 09:51 PM

HER: i think i got it...ill b der if my ma doesnt bring my baby bak dat day

Translation:

HER: I think I got it.... I'll be there if my mom doesn't bring my baby back that day.

Congratulations. You just met someone with a bastard child.