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luv 11-06-2006 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Chief
Objection, your Honor!

Redrum_69 gave the example of "tight end", then clearly stated that luv couldn't use this term...yet she did!

Instead, luv could have used other football-related terms such as "wide receiver", "slot position", "reverse", or even "double reverse".

I demand that her response be stricken from the record at once and that all jurors be instructed to completely disregard her last comment!

Please forgive me, I misread the question. I was going to use the term wide receiver, but there are too many ways to perceive that.

Easy 6 11-06-2006 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
considering nothings ever gone up there.



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *scott free sits back down*

Bob Dole 11-06-2006 01:36 PM

As a member of the gallery who has read nothing in this thread, Bob Dole would like to offer [shout]BURN HIM![/shout]

luv 11-06-2006 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
ON that note, lets just say you are clearly inexperienced..we’ll just say you are “desperate for some play action” now in this situation you are out with friends to a place you frequent often. Now in this familiar territory you are being charged/chased by several new strangers, but your friends are taking the strangers advancements away from you to keep you safe. In one instance, while trying to make a statement and possibly rush to the restroom thinking the coast is clear, you run and out of your periphereal vision you sense some stranger going to hit on you so you try to avoid it. But your friend, who clearly was not on her game that night, slipped and fell into this stranger which then the trajectory of the stranger's move coupled with your friends slipping caused the stranger to bump into you, further up your body then you expected. Surely you wouldnt fine this indiviual for trying to make a hit on you when you too were running to get to the restroom.

I'm not considered a threat, so opposing players usually leave me alone (aka I don't normally get hit on anyway).

bogie 11-06-2006 01:39 PM

I'd hit it.

Redrum_69 11-06-2006 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'm not considered a threat, so opposing players usually leave me alone (aka I don't normally get hit on anyway).


So on that note, you are stating that since you are not a "threat" then strangers at a bar, even when being hit from your friends at a different angle, because both parties slipped and fell into each other hitting you at a strange angle wouldnt warrant jail time or fined because it was clearly an accident...correct?

luv 11-06-2006 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
So on that note, you are stating that since you are not a "threat" then strangers at a bar, even when being hit from your friends at a different angle, because both parties slipped and fell into each other hitting you at a strange angle wouldnt warrant jail time or fined because it was clearly an accident...correct?

If the stranger grabbed my head and turned it backwards, accidental or not, he's going to pay.

Redrum_69 11-06-2006 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
If the stranger grabbed my head and turned it backwards, accidental or not, he's going to pay.


But since you are sexual inexperienced, then you wouldnt know if that was a position or not.

luv 11-06-2006 01:46 PM

*Wonders where the objections from the prosecution are are.*

I'm clearly not qualified to make such judgements. Seeing as how I know very little, comparitively speaking, about football, I shouldn't have been called up here to begin with.

Commenting on the trial should not have made me a witness.

Redrum_69 11-06-2006 01:47 PM

Sometimes a good "fish-hook" is needed to get your point across. See me after the trial and I'll show you...

luv 11-06-2006 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
But since you are sexual inexperienced, then you wouldnt know if that was a position or not.

You're asking an inexperienced person to state an informed opinion? You seem to be trying to discredit me. Good. I don't know what I'm doing up here to begin with.

Redrum_69 11-06-2006 01:50 PM

Clearly the witness is holding back from the defense. I further feel that all the witnesses have been bought by the prosecution or they are fearful of being ostracized by the CP community. I dont think we'll get a fair trial on the CP board, therefore I think we should move this trail over to the Broncos board...no wait..they banned me from there last year....How about the raiders board...

Donger 11-06-2006 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
Could you state your sexual history in football terms?

For example: are you a tight end? you cant use this...just for example..

Objection! Leading.

Redrum_69 11-06-2006 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Objection! Leading.


35 minutes later someone from the prosecution speaks...

Donger 11-06-2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
35 minutes later someone from the prosecution speaks...

I was masturbating, okay?


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