Is it gay if you watch soccer together?

Anything that has to do with soccer is the epitome of gay. :)

LMAO Brosephine... I love that!

I don't really know, dude...would your lady shave your bunghole for you?

If you lit your farts on a regular basis you wouldn't have this problem.

I now a girl/astatition who had a guy come in to get his asshole waxed. You could try that.

I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.

Try to ignore the pain. Shrug it off as if its just another random feeling. Try to convince yourself that pain is just another random feeling just like...something pleasant...In other words, try to channel the pain as something totally different that doesn't bother you and it'll be easier to ignore it when it occurs. Sounds crazy, but it works, dude. I sometimes wonder if those Jackass dudes try little mind tricks like that when they are doing their stunts.

I personally wouldn't have any problem whatsoever getting my butt waxed...and I am hairy, like animal in that region as well.

Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.

Do you like, get turned on by yourself when you do that?

Just kidding. :)

Lol I get what you are saying.

I look at it like this, I'm a dude, I'm hairy as shit, there is a better chance of a woman putting her mouth down there if I tend to it (all of it). I'm not shaving my ass crack in hopes that a woman will lick my ass, but if she wants to.. It's not a Forrest of 5" black coarse hair full of god knows what.

Plus, it's easier to clean yourself.

I've let a few sluts eat my ass but I would never let a gf do it, you have to kiss that mouth. I had to admit it was pretty awesome but you MUST be in some sort of captain morgan position.

Right on, man.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of a position in which a chick could lick my ass and I don't feel emasculated. You can't bend over on all fours like a girl would; that would just be weird.

I lick my wife's buttcheeks....but lick her asshole? No, that's her job to do to me.

Slouched in a chair with your ass at the edge. Chick in natural bj position. Im by no meand a big ass eater but im all about problem solving.