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loochy 05-04-2016 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12216433)
That should be bumped. And into the Big Chief Dave's Lounge.

I agree. It should rise from the dea.

Perineum Ripper 05-04-2016 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 12215281)
That's a great question. Have only ever really met Rainman and Stevieray. Rainman is handsome. But I'd be willing to judge how handsome the CP fellas are if someone were to start a thread ( and maybe offer grooming advice.)


http://i60.tinypic.com/20784xz.jpg


What's this do for you

DenverChief 05-04-2016 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 12216584)
http://i60.tinypic.com/20784xz.jpg


What's this do for you

I'm trying to figure out who did the terrible photoshop job ... And IDK about that tatt otherwise cute. Very cute.

loochy 05-05-2016 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 12216857)
I'm trying to figure out who did the terrible photoshop job ... And IDK about that tatt otherwise cute. Very cute.

Hahaha, that's xztop123 - the guy that is obsessed with his small chin and the fact that he can'tget laid


http://i.imgur.com/rVWd9ug.jpg

DenverChief 05-05-2016 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12216903)
Hahaha, that's xztop123 - the guy that is obsessed with his small chin and the fact that he can'tget laid


http://i.imgur.com/rVWd9ug.jpg

I don't think it's the chin that's the reason he isn't getting laid....

Gonzo 05-05-2016 02:49 PM

I've been told that I'm far too pretty to be straight. I guess I'm a cross between a redneck and metrosexual. I kill shit on weekends but I'm very particular with my clothes and grooming habits. I also have awesome game show hair.

Rausch 05-05-2016 02:55 PM

Admit it, you wanted to bang me.

Rausch 05-05-2016 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 12217703)
I've been told that I'm far too pretty to be straight.

My mother only recently told me that some rep from Sears back in the 70's wanted me to be a model in their catalogue.

My dad, as any dad would, said "Not my boy! He'll turn out QUEER!"

Then he became the best friend of black ENGLISH (YES, FOR A ****ING REASON IT'S IN CAPS) teacher who was gay.

After that my biggest social confusion was why he didn't have to wash his hands until all the dirt came out from between the cracks but I did...

Buehler445 05-05-2016 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 12217703)
I've been told that I'm far too pretty to be straight. I guess I'm a cross between a redneck and metrosexual. I kill shit on weekends but I'm very particular with my clothes and grooming habits. I also have awesome game show hair.

ROFL WTF?

Now I gotta see a picture.

eDave 05-05-2016 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 12217394)
I don't think it's the chin that's the reason he isn't getting laid....

This is the same consensus we all have about him. But he's not hearing it. The problem is MUCH bigger than that.

DaNewGuy 05-05-2016 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12218277)
This is the same consensus we all have about him. But he's not hearing it. The problem is MUCH bigger than that.

Damn why doesn't he get plastic surgery and then he can get a Leno chin

eDave 05-05-2016 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DaNewGuy (Post 12218283)
Damn why doesn't he get plastic surgery and then he can get a Leno chin

He has a crooked dick too, IIRC. Though no woman has had a chance to see it yet. His chin and his man root are what is killing his self esteem.

DaNewGuy 05-05-2016 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12218287)
He has a crooked dick too, IIRC. Though no woman has had a chance to see it yet. His chin and his man root are what is killing his self esteem.

Crooked dicks are no good at all

lewdog 05-05-2016 08:55 PM

Do gay guys sign a prenup?

eDave 05-05-2016 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 12218296)
Do gay guys sign a prenup?

Hell, they are fighting for the right to divorce. So, I'd assume so. It seems like most of the gay men I know are doing well financially.

Good with money. Like the ****ing jews.


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