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Dylan 07-06-2014 08:25 AM

Wow what a fight between two champs - Alonso and Vittel! Wheel to wheel - very dangerous...

http://thejudge13.files.wordpress.co...cteristics.jpg

DRS: Drag Reduction System - It improves the overtaking of cars. Drivers are free to activate the DRS within the designated DRS zones. However, they may only activate it if they are 1 second behind a car. As soon as the driver uses the breaks or releases the button, it deactivates the system.


Edit: WTF - An Emergency Alert Test issued on TV at the end of the race? I missed the last lap!

J.C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dylan 07-06-2014 08:38 AM

The bastard wins Silverstone, Great Britain Grand Prix

Bottas 2nd

Ricciardo 3rd

Driver of the race - Alonso! He is the best driver on the track. Every race!

Merc has some explaining to do for cryinoutloud!

Feel bad for Massa - taken out of the race by Kimi -- broken ankle or bruise?

Listen to the Brits!

A round of fish and chips for everyone!

Dylan 07-06-2014 09:04 AM

Get up! Throw some water on your face! Put on your ripped tee-shirt and dirty jeans.

It's Daytona -

Turn on TNT

The rednecks' race is about to go green!

Bugeater 07-06-2014 09:28 AM

Sweet, they managed to get 7 whole laps in before it started raining again.

Dylan 07-06-2014 09:29 AM

{{{{{{{{{{{ Bug!!!! }}}}}}}}}}}}

:D

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon Cheeseburger (Post 10732571)
Sweet, they managed to get 7 whole laps in before it started raining again.

Great news. :banghead:

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 09:42 AM

I guess the racing Gods do not want me to see a Daytona race this year.

mikey23545 07-06-2014 09:48 AM

**** this race.

My shop is about a mile from the track, and it had already destroyed business on Friday and Saturday. Now it's managing to do it on Sunday when all these bastards were supposed to already be out of town.

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 09:52 AM

I know Daytona is an awesome track but it rains too damn much in florida. I had a feeling it would be raining AGAIN yesterday.

FlaChief58 07-06-2014 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 10732589)
**** this race.

My shop is about a mile from the track, and it had already destroyed business on Friday and Saturday. Now it's managing to do it on Sunday when all these bastards were supposed to already be out of town.

Close your shop

Charge 40 bucks for parking

Profit

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 10:02 AM

I just want to see a race. 10 am would have been perfect. :(

mikey23545 07-06-2014 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 10732594)
Close your shop

Charge 40 bucks for parking

Profit


I'm not sure what all the other folks in here that also have shops would think of me renting out our parking spaces...LMAO

GloryDayz 07-06-2014 10:14 AM

OK, turned it on and, literally, 7 seconds later, this...

Welcome to Daytona...

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:14 AM

OMG - There goes all the top race cars - Done! Over! The end!

Stenhouse runs out of the little talent he has and causes 11 cars to go boom!

I think he caused it LMAO

J.C. knocks out Kyle Larson.

Where's my boy?

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 10:15 AM

damn 11 car wreck

Bugeater 07-06-2014 10:17 AM

Goddamnit.

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 10:17 AM

Well that ended my fantasy week real quick. Dega and Daytona are not good fantasy tracks. ROFL

Bugeater 07-06-2014 10:18 AM

Gordon you goddamn pillowbiter.

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 10:21 AM

And throw in the monster mile as well.

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:22 AM

Officially a 16-car crash! Stenhouse turned Stewart to start the Big One

Keselowski, Harvick, Ambrose, Patrick, Hamlin, Stewart, Stenhouse, Kenseth, Larson, who else?

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10732612)
Well that ended my fantasy week real quick. Dega and Daytona are not good fantasy tracks. ROFL

LMAO

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:23 AM

In the crash #NASCAR
2
4
9
10
14
17
20
21
24
42
47
48
88
95
99

Wow!

Bugeater 07-06-2014 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732617)
Officially a 16-car crash! Cock-gobbling Jeff Gordon turned Stewart to start the Big One

Keselowski, Harvick, Ambrose, Patrick, Hamlin, Stewart, Stenhouse, Kenseth, Larson, who else?

Fixed that for you.

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:24 AM

LOL

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:26 AM

I hope GloryDayz is enjoying the BBQ - No need to turn on the race.

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:29 AM

Ricky better hurry up and get the hell out of Daytona before they throw him on top of the BBQ!!

15 of the Top cars to the garbage heap! Holy shit

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732619)
LMAO

I was just starting to recover from The Monster Mile, this did in my summer session unfortunately.

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:31 AM

Sorry to hear that, PackerinMo.

GloryDayz 07-06-2014 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732604)
OMG - There goes all the top race cars - Done! Over! The end!

Stenhouse runs out of the little talent he has and causes 11 cars to go boom!

I think he caused it LMAO

J.C. knocks out Kyle Larson.

Where's my boy?

I'm sure they'll blame JG. Then again, I'm not sure where he gets loose. Then again, he had to know the 14 was there...

As for the 14 being out. "Whatevs"!!! With him out we're down to one woman racing...

GloryDayz 07-06-2014 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon Cheeseburger (Post 10732613)
Gordon you goddamn pillowbiter.

Right on cue.....

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:37 AM

Stenhouse got loose and knocked out the entire 15 lead cars.

Jeff just got caught up in the chaos.

Harvick and Jimmie Johnson checked and released from infield care center

Dylan 07-06-2014 10:52 AM

#3 is running 26th and doesn't even have damage


Poor Earnhardt nation

I knew putting that no talent in #3 would be a huge mistake.

Fairplay 07-06-2014 10:56 AM

Hi Dylan and GloryDayz as well as everyone else.

Fairplay 07-06-2014 10:58 AM

I missed out on a good wreck it appears

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10732652)
Hi Dylan and GloryDayz as well as everyone else.

Hey, Fairplay!!!!!!

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:10 AM

Hope chefsos is in before the single line 400!

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:22 AM

It is 1:22 p.m. ET - NASCAR fans paid a couple of hundred dollars for tickets to sit in the stands - They paid an extra day to stay in a hotel - However, according to NASCAR's announcers, if it should rain, NASCAR will call the race.

Give me a break!

dannybcaitlyn 07-06-2014 11:30 AM

Lol. It's a expensive weekend for sure. I guess the announcers forgot the track still has lights.

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:31 AM

OMFG The Big One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle Busch is upside down

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:32 AM

Oh.My.God!

Hope he is okay

dannybcaitlyn 07-06-2014 11:32 AM

Sheesh. Now that's the BIG one!

Al Bundy 07-06-2014 11:32 AM

Kasey Kahne caused it.

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:33 AM

Someone turned Kasey around

Fairplay 07-06-2014 11:34 AM

Huge wreck omg

Bugeater 07-06-2014 11:34 AM

Enjoy the six car field for the rest of the race!

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 11:34 AM

No fantasy points for you.

Fairplay 07-06-2014 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon Cheeseburger (Post 10732706)
Enjoy the six car field for the rest of the race!


Default win the race by not wrecking

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:36 AM

Wow...The replay of Kyle going upside down was downright scary.

I am so glad he is okay!

Al Bundy 07-06-2014 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732702)
Someone turned Kasey around

He barely got bumped and turned it himself because.. well he sucks.

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon Cheeseburger (Post 10732706)
Enjoy the six car field for the rest of the race!

LOL

dannybcaitlyn 07-06-2014 11:36 AM

That bad pit stop actually helped Danica

Fairplay 07-06-2014 11:37 AM

I think that's the most cars wreck at one time I've ever seen

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:39 AM

How many cars are left? Two, three, four?

How many cars wrecked?

Wow!

Fairplay 07-06-2014 11:42 AM

12 cars avoided damage is all I know.

I'm guessing 15/16 cars wrecked in that.

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:43 AM

according to an F1 fan, over 18 cars wrecked ....

18 cars? Could be a record for Daytona if true.

We're into Talladega territory if true.

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:49 AM

What a clusterf!

it was a 26 car pile up (so one more car than the big one at Talladega in October 2012)

NASCAR Stats @NASCARStats
Caution 5 - Accident involving 1, 2, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 23, 26, 27, 31, 32, 33, 34, 36, 38, 40, 51, 83, 95, 98 #NASCAR


The last 10 laps should take out the rest of the field

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:54 AM

Did Danica just say that there are two cars on the lead lap? LMAO

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 11:55 AM

They should call this the Caution 400.

Fairplay 07-06-2014 11:55 AM

Well I will root for Junior now

philfree 07-06-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732775)
Did Danica just say that there are two cars on the lead lap? LMAO

Few not two.

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 11:57 AM

The last time I picked Jr. he won, wish I did that this week.

FlaChief58 07-06-2014 11:57 AM

Whew! Thankfully Jeff Gordon (the best driver in NASCAR history) made it through the big one. P15 and moving forward

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:58 AM

hahahahaha! Austin Dillon is in the top 5

LMAO oh! oh! LMAO

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 11:59 AM

That would suck to win this race. Yay I beat the pavement.

Dylan 07-06-2014 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree (Post 10732780)
Few not two.

thanks! LOL

I thought she said "two"

ptlyon 07-06-2014 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10732785)
That would suck to win this race. Yay I beat the pavement.

I'd take the cash

FlaChief58 07-06-2014 12:01 PM

Raining hard

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 12:02 PM

This has to be the worst Daytona race I've ever witnessed.

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10732792)
I'd take the cash

I agree with you there.

Dylan 07-06-2014 12:03 PM

Richard Childress WILL NOT let NASCAR stop this race - no way LMAO

Pepe Silvia 07-06-2014 12:03 PM

It's raining in one spot. lol

ptlyon 07-06-2014 12:04 PM

We may be ****ed sports fans

Bugeater 07-06-2014 12:04 PM

They're going to call this.

FlaChief58 07-06-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10732801)
It's raining in one spot. lol

That's Florida.

Dylan 07-06-2014 12:08 PM

Thank God, we got the 12 minute Danica interview over with

Fairplay 07-06-2014 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732809)
Thank God, we got the 12 minute Danica interview over with

I've seen better interviews but she's still the cutest on the track

ptlyon 07-06-2014 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732809)
Thank God, we got the 12 minute Danica interview over with

Don't lie and say you didn't check out that ass in the fire suit walking away

FlaChief58 07-06-2014 12:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10732809)
Thank God, we got the 12 minute Danica interview over with

I knew I wanted to take this pic yesterday for a reason

dannybcaitlyn 07-06-2014 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10732816)
I've seen better interviews but she's still the cutest on the track

I can agree with that.

dannybcaitlyn 07-06-2014 12:27 PM

Track drying is really boring without Montoya.


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