ChiefsPlanet - Cardinals ***OFFICIAL*** 2013 STL Cardinals Thread

The Cardinals would be 67-38 by Pythagorean W-L.

The Pirates would be 59-45.

They are not that good. Their run differential is barely half of the Cardinals'. They are the Orioles of 2013.

Ceej	07-30-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9846029)

The Cardinals would be 67-38 by Pythagorean W-L.

The Pirates would be 59-45.

They are not that good. Their run differential is barely half of the Cardinals'. They are the Orioles of 2013.

The only thing they're missing is an elite closer like Jim Johnson.

'Hamas' Jenkins

07-30-2013 06:42 PM

One hard hit LD right at McCutchen. Two middle in fastballs weakly grounded by the middle of the order.

Nine homers in July.

This team can't hit for shit. Just pitch them inside and they'll collapse.

Prison Bitch

07-30-2013 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9846029)

The Cardinals would be 67-38 by Pythagorean W-L.

The Pirates would be 59-45.

They are not that good. Their run differential is barely half of the Cardinals'. They are the Orioles of 2013.

The Os last year were outscored so that example doesn't work

'Hamas' Jenkins

07-30-2013 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9846101)

The Os last year were outscored so that example doesn't work

Pro-tip: You don't have to be outscored to have a far better Pythag W-L than you should.

Pasta Little Brioni

07-30-2013 06:50 PM

Homer Dan at it again...but but but they are hitting the ball just bad luck.

'Hamas' Jenkins

07-30-2013 06:55 PM

This team has a fatal flaw that is going to get exploited in the playoffs. I'd be very surprised if they won a single series because they are so easy to pitch to, and seem incapable of pulling anything.

BigRedChief

07-30-2013 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9845916)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU HOLLIDAY. GET ****ING DEAD.

All you had to do was get some lift or strike out. Anything but that. That just killed us. Hopefully not for the rest of the night and series.

:mad: Damn that was a real pisser.

'Hamas' Jenkins

07-30-2013 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9846141)

All you had to do was get some lift or strike out. Anything but that. That just killed us. Hopefully not for the rest of the night and series.

:mad: Damn that was a real pisser.

This team will be lucky to go 2-9 on this road trip. They can't hit anyone. Freese totally clanked a cement mixer in his AB, Holliday and Craig both stubbed pitches middle in. They just ****ing suck.

'Hamas' Jenkins

07-30-2013 07:03 PM

Put Freese on the ****ing DL. He is just worthless.

BigRedChief

07-30-2013 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9845911)

Philly is eating none of that contract. They want 3-4 premium prospects plus the team to take all of Lee's salary. They are completely unreasonable demands foisted upon teams by an incompetent dumbass of a GM, and they should be completely ignored

No way they are going to get someone to buy at that price.

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9845911)

Martinez's ability to hold up as a starter with his body type is always a valid question, but Oswalt, Pedro, and many others survived with that body type for 10+ years.

Just for that reason alone, it would seem that if someone is traded, it should be him. But if he becomes PedroII......... it will make the Haren trade seem like a good deal.

Mi_chief_fan

07-30-2013 07:08 PM

I can't take much more of Pete Kozma. Not sure if I can stomach another game with him at short.

BigRedChief

07-30-2013 07:16 PM

We got swept. Got out asses handed to us in the first game. Blew the 2nd game. How will we lose this one?

'Hamas' Jenkins

07-30-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9846224)

We got swept. Got out asses handed to us in the first game. Blew the 2nd game. How will we lose this one?

Shitty defense and a complete inability to hit any mistake. Similar to how we've lost many games. Right now? We're getting shut down by a slap dick named Cum Dumpster.

BigRedChief

07-30-2013 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9846239)

Shitty defense and a complete inability to hit any mistake. Similar to how we've lost many games. Right now? We're getting shut down by a slap dick named Cum Dumpster.

You know your getting the shit kicked out of you when Yadi lets an easy one go past him.

Someone needs to step up here.

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