luv clearly stated she was going to say she was a "wide receiver" but that term could "be perceived many different ways" but yet she stated that she was "inexperienced."

So which is it luv...have you been ridden like a rodeo bull over in butler by all the cowpokers...or are you an innocent angel who tries to be perceived as a naughty chick...

Point of clarification here - I've been napping and seem to have missed a transition here. Is Mecca or Luv on trial?

Prosecution...your witness...I...like the rest of Springfield...am done with her...

Objection! D*ckhead is badgering the witness, and generally being an a$shole! luv is not on trial here.

No questions for luv.

I'd like to call htismaqe to the witness stand....

See? You perceived it the way I thought you would. I was going for wide as in fat, not wide as in loose.

Define what each position will be taken as, and I'll answer the question. Until then, I'll make my own objection that the question is too vague.

I also object to say that, unless I have tried to solicit the defendant, then none of this line of questioning is relavent.

Thank god.

I saw your pic, your not fat but you SHOULD learn to enjoy the "Dark Delight".... :)

I was clearly pointing out that the witness did know more than she let on to know. Its clear as an unwrapped sucker in a brothel, that luv was holding back key information for this trial. The truth will never be known until I write my book after the trial.

On a side note, my publishers are trying to contact luv to do a centerfold spread in my book complete with pull-out scratch and sniff posters and a coupon for .69 cents off your next purchase of gatorade. The book will retail for $24.99 and be sold at your nearest 7-11. Just ask Habib and he'll tell you.

Has anyone ever told you you're an asshole?

And people wonder why I'm developing the attitude towards men that I am.

"Oscar speech incoming"....


Yes...yes they have. Just portraying the devils advocate here. Look at all the defense case trials in history that involve trials of wicked individuals. All the defense lawyers are assholes...every time. I'm not trying to win friends through this trial. I am just doing my job. I dont like it any more than you do. But if anyone else was in meccas shoes I'd be doing the same for them.


Every night I go home from this trial and look at the stress that is etching my face. I have lost at least 10 years of my life on this trial. The stress is slowly swallowing me like Traci Lords personal massager. Each time I wake up in the morning I fight myself, trying to think of a rare illness and call in sick. I used to motivate myself by reading novels, but now find inner peace by driving to work and trying to run over squirrels or cats.

This job...this life of defending individuals that I am trying to prove innocent, has taken its toll more than once.

I cant wait until the jury finds mecca innocent on all counts so I can forever close this chapter of my life.

Does the defense call any additional witnesses?

Yes...I said htismaqe

also, for the night crew I'd like to call chiefs4me to the witness stand after 8:00 pm.

Iowanian...at 8:30

morphius..at 9:00

Joe seahawk at 11:00

bigdaddy at 12:00

saulbadguy at 1:00

"DID YOU ORDER A CODE RED?"

"...YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL, YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL..."