Why haven't luv and GoChiefs hooked up, yet?

It's entirely possible. There are plenty of dickbags here.

meatpeeker....

I think you misunderestimate the planet

I think most of us will cheer the day you club a uterus seal with that clam hammer.



unless its a baby uterus seal...you sick ckuf

How does the number of dickbags here affect her knowing about this site?

Isn't it past your bed time?

Are you forgetting the fact that the last time I was after a woman the thread was e-mailed to her?

All it takes is one bad apple.

I don't think I knew that. I'll bet that outcome was brutal.

I'm on your team. I'll be happy for you, even if it costs you $20 for 30 minutes.

Its probably what you should do anyway, to take the pressure off.

Nah, she let me down easy. Nice gal. Smart, too. She was a real catch.

How would anyone on here know her email addy?

I've linked to her OKCupid page. It'd be real easy to get to her through that.

Anyway, I'm not too worried about it. No big deal. I'll just jerk it to her photos.

With rare exceptions....The truth is that MOST guys strike out more often than they get on base.

Before Brad Pitt was famous, I'll wager he was only batting .300


The trick is to just move on, learn what part of your approach didn't work and assume her vagina was the size of a Volkswagon trunk. Try the next girl.


In college, I had a system....when I went to a party, I walked in and to myself, numbered off 5 girls. #1 was the primest one I had a chance at on my best day, but not likely...and worked down that 2-4 should be reasonable, in my class, achievable goals if everything clicked.....and #5 was the slump buster in the corner.


You just have to know that there are nights when you're not even going to be quick enough to be the first one to the call ole Dooky.

Or the more logical answer might be she called you, you giggled like a school girl and hung up.

Sure, I understand that.

Maybe tomorrow she'll be just as horny. :D

That's right, I'm lying.

You dickbag.

I didn't realize you were stupid enough to leave a trail of bread crumbs like that.

I'm far too trusting.

I'd say.

Who's that?

hahahahahahaha.

"the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

Uh-Oh...

If that is indeed the case, no "happy ending" for you. :eek:

I'll give her a call again today. But that's it.

Hahaha! ROFL I knew it was wasting your time trying to help out pitiful Claythan get laid! All that advice and tips on what to do and not do, all for nothing.


But i have some advice for him, in the video below. It's Claythans answer for anything that can happen in his life and what to do about it........
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I wouldn't.

Why not?

It could have been a male rapist
using his daughters pics
-this internet dating shit is too risky for me

Some pics are up on a different thread.

Don't it's up to her now, and if she's interested or not. If she is you don't have to worry, because she'll call or e-mail you back for further arrangements

He did what he needed to do. If she doesn't respond, she's either busy or was just looking for attention.

GC can't give up that easily. He's not exactly a rock star.

I sent her another message on OKCupid with my phone number this morning.

No call yet.

Like i said, she finds about about this site, finds this thread. She put's 2 and 2 together very quickly.

She sees he has 2 men kissing in his avatar..... :spock: .. its all over for any chance with her.

uh oh. Game Over.

http://www.citynews.ca/images/2008-02/gameoversized.jpg

May be. He shouldn't allow Planet members to find her. They'll rat him out.

but she is from Wisconsin..... cheeseheads.

we better get another Favre thread up to distract her.

Dude you're dead in the water now :banghead:

says the man who's too old to have a hard on

How would you know dipshit? Nevermind that has nothing to do with it.

impotence must make people cranky

geez I was just kidding

So was I. Notice I didn't neg rep you.

Ahhh, Skip's found himself a new Chiefaroo to play with.

yeppers setting sail on the ss desperation

:eek:

HEY! We WERE talking about how I'll never get laid.

how the hell did you make it out of high school

geez the rotc chicks in my school were the practice girls

man you need to hire a hooker or prepare to have the 40 year old virgin 2 be a documentary of your life

The funny thing is the first is always the hardest after that it's just riding a bike.

Is this gonna turn into another purple gatorade story????

No. I'm much easier than that.

HELLLLL-O!

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bummer dude. I know this video is tongue in cheek, but I was really pulling for you. good luck next time.

bummer dude. I know this video is tongue in cheek, but I was really pulling for you. good luck next time.

bummer dude. I know this video is tongue in cheek, but I was really pulling for you. better luck next time.

I've always known I'll die alone.

Jesus dude...

That's pretty depressing.

I mean, don't just quit... It's never that bad.

Here's my soundtrack for this depressing evening:

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Why is it that I can get reasonably blitzed but still not have the balls to try and hook up? I probably left that bar 10 minutes too early, because right now I feel gooooooooooood. Shit, I must be a lightweight, all I had was a double gin and tonic.

Too bad. Those chicks were hot. I seriously was there at like 1:40, had a drink, and left at 2:10. Where were the drunk, horny chicks who would supposedly throw themselves at me?

BUT I CAN STILL SPELL.

You ever considered a legit on-line dating service? I have several friends that have had good success with them. One friend met his wife on one.

If you're waiting for a chick to throw themselves at you while at a bar....it's not going to happen.

Seriously you need to do one of two things.......either start throwing yourself out there and just saying **** it. Or you can go drop a $100 on a call girl and get it over with. At this point in time you have to do either one to move on....otherwise you'll be stuck here.

Hell for all I know you could just not be a virgin...and this is all a joke to you.

I'm beginning to find a slight flaw with meeting people online. You talk online and get to know ech other before youeven go on a date. The whole purpose of dating is to get to know each other. If you finally meet someone, then never hear from them again, then think of all the time you wasted getting to know someone who ends up dumping you completely because there's no spark when you meet.

That's why you're supposed to use an online dating service to meet people and then go out on a date. It's not meant to meet someone and then talk for a month before you actually meet each other. Find someone....talk to them to determine if you're actually interested and then go out and get to know each other.

This makes complete sense to me. Half the fun of meeting someone new is getting to know them. Getting to know them should be done face to face. Look at their picture, read their information. If you both agree you're interested. Set up a date and go from there.

Eh. I've pretty much just decided to throw myself into work right now anyway. If I happen to meet someone along the way, good. I'm not, I'll just work and live as stress free as possible.

That's kind of how I met my current girlfriend. I got tired of the whole dating scene....so I just spent all of my time with work, school and working out. She found me and I've been happy ever since.

My experience is (was) that's when you meet someone, when you just "give up" and say "I'm not looking." I wouldn't be surprised if within 6 months you'll be on here saying how you stumbled into a nice relationship.

I feel for the singles out there...everyone always pushing you to find a mate and thinking something's wrong with you if you don't. I'm thankful to be in the marriage that I'm in, but I consider myself special and lucky and I definitely don't see it as the "norm" for people's lives. I wish we could just empower people to be who they are and to quit thinking they'd be better if they were in a relationship. I also feel for singles out there because I know most think it would be nice to find someone...but seriously, we have yet to find a good way of doing that without it becoming a meat market.

You probably shouldn't talk online to people for an extended period of time before meeting them. Two or three online conversations should be enough to set up a real life meeting, within a week or two. If you extend it any longer than that, it becomes more difficult when you finally do meet the person and either you, or the other does not live up to expectations.

clayton you still have a zillion more days to do this over again. Find your favorite pump read the advice on here, but add on your schtick. You should just run with who you are. Talk about the editing you do, talk about your passion for football and writing, try googling "starving people" or "People with flys on their faces" it's not that bad. Put on some jams and get out of the poor me stuff. This isn't going to help you as long as you are being a wussy.

LMAO
He's quoting Captain James T Kirk

Nerd.

and seriously, wear blue...not beige.

Sorry, those beige shorts are killer. I don't mind looking like I'm on Safari. How would you know what I look like in blue? Unless you're taking about the jeans.

:deevee:Stiffed in Wisconsin...left Clayton un-stiffed:deevee:

The karma here is ironic. Clayton throws a pity party because he can't get a date but has no problem posting the chicks pictures and private conversations online behind her back. You got what you deserved dude. Grow up a little and have some respect for other people and you'd be surprised what might happen.

no, I don't know what you look like in blue, but as a general rule, stick with only one neutral in the outfit...plus, you have sorta sandy blonde hair? And I think blue would look much better then beige on you....you could go with green or perhaps black and still wear your beige shorts.

I just wear those shirts because it's hot and sunny. I went out the other night in a darker shirt.

Karma is BS. Please.

You just keep telling yourself that....

You know how I know karma is BS?

If it really existed some positive karma would have come my way by now. I'm no asshole.

To believe in Karma is to believe on God.

I generally wear blue, because it accentuates the color in my eyes.

So how did it work out for you LUV? Sorry didn't feel like going through 128 pages of posts.

LOL I tried the whole internet dating thing for a while and for the most part it wasn't to bad, but good gawd damn did some of those Woman have magic cameras...lol I had this one woman I talked to for a bit, we exchanged pictures and decided to meet at a local bar & Grill. Guys; you know you're in deep shite when she's standing right next to you at the bar and you don't recognize her. Looked like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels. Made Rhonda Moss look hot! "barf" but I was nice, talked to her for a bit and politely excused myself.