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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9720080)

Hmm, this isn't so much a review as an excuse for Pootie to lick the shitty taint of the overrated quarterback of our most hated rival. Pootie's battles with Amnorix are epic, yet Amnorix wonders who he is. Pootie secretly regrets not jumping on the Pats bandwagon. So do we. Sure would suck if all this bullshit were happening at PatriotsPlanet.

And what happened to the theme? First no Donger, now no frazod? How long until he forgets how to count? All those wasted brain cells would really come in handy about now.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

LMAO:LOL:

It would be worse for Hootie if he had a girl.

You know the girl would end up with the same kind of guy.......

Hootie, I'm enjoying the list. However, you are supposed to be "themed post" guy in this thread no? Omitting the Frazod and Donger links leaves me feeling like you started licking my balls and then said sorry, I've gotta go home now. Wtf?

This thread was getting REAL close to falling off the front page.

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9721006)

This thread was getting REAL close to falling off the front page.

So? This thread transcends typical message board offerings man. Great things take time to transpire.

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9721009)

So? This thread transcends typical message board offerings man. Great things take time to transpire.

Just sayin. Don't think it's been off the front since it was started.

this thread delivers just like Peyton Manning!

Who could dislike the roast of a damn pats fan? Screw the patriots.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9721068)

Who could dislike the roast of a damn pats fan? Screw the patriots.

Pats fans deserve a double barrel blasting. They havent won shit since it was revealed that they cheated. Alot like the donks. Asterisks for both.

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9721088)

Pats fans deserve a double barrel blasting. They havent won shit since it was revealed that they cheated. Alot like the donks. Asterisks for both.

they're all a bunch of pricks bud.

i'm here for the gangbang?

Terminator 1 is on HBO

this thread is awesome

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9721169)

this thread is awesome

Kinda like the Random Thought thread, on crack.

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9721169)

this thread is awesome

Eh, it's getting kinda boring. Starting to not even read the list. If Hootie could quit Dane Cooking in his humor we might make it past 25 posters.