Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9723793)

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9723758)

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Cons: Types with one hand when viewing the Pictures sub-forum. Plays the "I would/wouldn't **** her" game at church every Sunday when the girls walk by his pew to communion.

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9723724)

LMAO

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9723758)

90. Dave
Join Date: 8/22/00
Total Posts: 45,443

...meaning he finds a lot of stupid shit interesting no one else cares about.

Pros: I'm his favorite poster on this board, so you know he has good taste....

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 9723832)

what would it be like, if in real life, hootie had the tourettes?

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 9723832)

what would it be like, if in real life, hootie had the tourettes?

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9723843)

how come people with tourettes never spontaniously yell something nice?

"YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN!!!"
"YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING!!"

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9723432)

Syfy Original Turd > Meatballs 2


That's right, I said it.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9723737)

If Hootie genuinely thinks that he can't make the top 25 funny due to the lack of cons with the good posters, then the topic name should be modified a bit... Instead of "The List of 100 with Hootie," it should be "The List of 100, Roasted by Hootie."

I don't care how good the poster, ANYONE on here can be roasted about SOMETHING. The top 25 CAN be funny. It may be a challenging task, but it can be done, I'm sure.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9723764)

Can't believe lot lizards weren't in there somewhere
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9723758)

90. Dave
Join Date: 8/22/00
Total Posts: 45,443

I was totally shocked to see Dave had over 40,000 posts. The only time I even realize he's a member of this board is when he starts blabbering his terrible opinions on QB's. He honestly thinks Joe Flacco is an elite QB. Apparently Dave looks like Matt Cassel, too...so you know he looks like a pillowbitergot. Dave is king of the "10 posts or less" threads...meaning he finds a lot of stupid shit interesting no one else cares about.

Pros: I'm his favorite poster on this board, so you know he has good taste. Doesn't jerk it to Jesus like his brother Dave Lane. Recommended the NutriSystem weight loss program to Frazod. To Frazod's credit, he tried it...but ate an entire month's worth of food in 3 days. Kind of defeats the purpose there, guy. Often posts with no shirt on Tuesday's and refers to it as "Topless Tuesday." I tried telling him guys don't really refer to themselves being "topless", so now he does it on Sunday's too and calls it "Shirtless Sunday's." Personally, I think that's pretty gay but whatever.

Cons: Types with one hand when viewing the Pictures sub-forum. Plays the "I would/wouldn't **** her" game at church every Sunday when the girls walk by his pew to get communion. Answers rhetorical questions because he's a moron. Refers to aluminum foil as tin foil because he's gay. His nickname for himself is "fluffy puff." Weird, I know.

Outlook: Bro...just because Joe Flacco Rahim Moore'd himself into a Super Bowl doesn't mean he's elite. Joe Flacco is in the Alex Smith tier of QB's. I appreciate you thinking I'm a great poster and all...so maybe next year if you just stfu about QB play and realize you don't really understand what you're watching...you can slide into the top 80.