Have we killed that sonofabitch yet??

I OBJECT!!! Is this turning into some sort of courtroom filibuster?

Witnesses shall report as ordered. However, since some witnesses are not local, the court asks the defense team to post the questions and allow the witnesses to answer at any time within the stated window.

can I get a witness?
talkin' 'bout my baby
she's some kind of wonderful

I'm here and it should be noted that I do not recognize the authority of this court. Do with me as you will, but don't waste my time.

Point of Clarification....

I've been too busy to check in, is it time to vote guilty yet?

Sorry....I wasn't paying attention to the proceedings.....

I was doing my Search and Rescue responsibilities...I was searching for the lost offensive skills of the Tigers and Rams and trying to rescue them from obscurity.

[muttering to self] If that damn judge bangs that gavel one more time, I'm going to call my buddy Mike Keck to come and make it a permanent part of his anatomy....[/muttering to self]

Better hurry up with this trial..some SOB is cutting trees down near-by and "the ole hangin tree" is damn close to being firewood or fence posts.....

Please explain the significance of Chewbacca living on Endor as it relates to this trial... if you can.

My 8 ball says "YES".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

LMAO

The defense shall produce its witnesses within 24 hours, or we'll move on to closing arguments.


(Bangity-bangity-bangbangbang-bangity-bang-bang chaching booming gavel)

(Takes out Blackberry and scrolls for phone number for Mike Keck)

(Speaking to the Bailiff) DO you have any tylenol? That damn gavel is giving me a headache!!!!

mmaddog
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Have been in meetings all day and am just now checking in. Is it time to vote Guilty yet?