These are amusive and incredibly depressing at the same time.

Who told her she was allowed to wear a bra.:drool:

Seriously, if I was Cassell, I'd be getting the hell out of town. If these assholes aren't willing to block, I'm not willing to stand in the pocket and try to play football.

This. I was actually in support of picking mays but we need the best OT that comes out. Huge value pick for us. I'm gonna go shoot myself in the head now.

I'm working on it but these linemen aren't cheap to bribe; the cost of transferring the money through ghost accounts is expensive, and I'm running out of funds.


Wait; you didn't hear that.:evil:

Cassel has taken some HORRIFIC abuse this year, whether he's worth the money or not is certainly up in the air... but the guy is damn sure trying to earn it.

The 'Helloween Gravedigger' gif is just one of MANY like that he's taken this year... only to shake it off & keep playing. This guy wants to be a baller.

Can he have a minimum pro quality line & someone else besides Bowe to make a play or drop an easy pass, before rendering Final Judgement?

No :D

Looks like Bowe was more interested in the Ass Whip than catching the football.

Easily distracted. Not a good sign.

Memo from The Great Haoli:

"No more shiny objects on the field people; suspensions and fines".

Anyone care to give a quick lesson on how to make GIFs?

Man the O really really sucks....everyone

It's really strange to see how badly a pro lineman can miss his block. The defender is right in front of you. How in the F do you slant right or left and then completely miss the guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

It almost looks like their trying to fail.

And the safeties are terrible. I'd like to see Morgan out there. He might also be terrible but doesn't he have some speed?

This thread is a definite shoe in for the hall of classics! Awesome job!

A few key things to keep in mind. In most of those sacks, Cassel looked at at least 2-3 options. And while the gifs are in slower motion, no doubt he took each of those sacks within 3-5 seconds. Goes against the dumb theory that he stares down his primary receiver and that he holds on to the ball too long.

I know those are a small sample. But it seems pretty clear that one of the main reasons he doesn't look to several options is that if he has the gall to look at a second receiver, he usually gets clobbered.