What am I missing here?

I voted for Sorter because for the longest time I thought he was the girl in his Avi and wanted/want to bone. Now that I know he's not, I no longer want to bone Sorter but he still has good takes on the foozball and that girl is still hot.

This.

Seen that lol

You've been meme'd.

So you voted for yourself? Good job! See ya.

And boom goes the dynamite. ROFL

Inmem's campaign squad
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OFFICIAL FAIRPLAY QUESTIONNAIRE FORM

FOR

THE 2012 KING OF THE NOOBS TITLE


Please reply and answer the questions for all to see in this thread.
Noob candidates have been PM'ed about questionnaire form.

CeePee

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)



Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)



BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)





CeePee

I don't know any of them. Of course I only have 528 posts in 8 years.......

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. Frankly, he's beating the field combined, and his posting history is his body of work. I look forward to hearing from the rest of the candidates as they try to strengthen their own campaign.

THIS!
Only the Academy board decides how the King of the N00bs crowning is formatted. And a questionnaire is definitely not any fun or provide any hijinks,

Aye, Herr Flopnuts

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

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