Good news is, the keys will be in the ignition.

How does the weather look? If it gets cloudy, I'm heading to the bomb shelter.

Exactly.

Yeah, there's this guy I know with a Lambo. Hopefully he's a good person and leaves it.

Welcome to the last day of your life.

Seriously?

I'm a good person and I'll still be driving my truck. You need to find a good Christian with a Lambo, then you're in.

Well, I thought I felt a slight twinge of eternal damnation, but then I remembered my roids were flaring up.

I'm highly disappointed that New Zealand isn't gone yet.

I'm posting this from heaven. Sorry fellas, the chosen people made it...finally. Pretty good bagels up here.

Sonofabitch!

**** YEAH I'M IN HEAVEN!.......Oh wait.....nope just a dream.

I was on the pot when it all went down, apparently. Saul, could you do me a solid and ask the big guy if he could send the holy dinghy back down to pick me up?

Impossible. God's not a Wildcat fan.

This is fun. And we get to do it again next year with the Mayan calender bullshit.