Thig Lyfe |
06-15-2005 03:46 PM |
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Originally Posted by brorth
Hey! What's all the interest in this reserve LB who plays on special teams sometimes and has more penalties than tackles in his career? Is he someone's cousin? Did he go to your high school? Did you have his nutsack on your chin once in college?
WTF is it? Seriously now. Is it just CP dumbassery and nothing more?
If that's the case then how did it get started? Link Pleease!!!
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To know the man, you must first know the myth.
Richard is his Christian name. He was born Undiagwo Scanlon in the Nepalese mountain village of Ichwa. Undiagwo is Nepalese for "he with the enormous man-bulge".
Scanlon was an unusual child with unusual abilities. One time he lifted Mt. Everest with his mind. When goat herding, he was able to ward off fifteen wolves while managing to seduce a sherpa.
Some accused Scanlon of being a minion of Satan. He was banished to Syracusia, which means "Land of the Oranges".
In his time there, he killed 267 people (per day) and did over 19,000 chicks (per hour).
That is why we follow him.
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