If you can rape a prison guard within your first 3 days you are made in the shade. No one will **** with you then... or **** you at all for that matter.

Nothing says TOP DAWG like forcible sodomy!

You ain't gonna shit right for weeks boy

Half of them are suicidal from the boredom
tell'em one of the other new guys has AIDS

Nothing to see here..

Just another attention whore, move along:shake:

So has this story been verified? I would hope MTG didn't make it up.

Yes you can have your mugshot removed for $100. That was the first thing I asked my mom to do, and was more concerned about that than getting bailed out. Dont really care if anyone believes me or not though tbh.

Proof or ban hammer please?

Ex called me last night and says she's leaving her bf. She said his parents were there getting his shit. She started crying to me and pretty much begged me to give her another chance. I politely told her to **** off.

Oh really? That's a first I've heard of that being an option. What county jail is/was this at?

And getting you mugshot removed was more concerning than getting bailed out?
:shake:

Go to springfieldmugshots.com and click on any of the pictures. It gives you the option right there. And yeah, I didnt want everyone at work and my family seeing me on there.

Yet you post on here about it all?

Dude seriously this really either the stupidest thread ever if it's true, or total bullshit.
Either way it smells of attention whoring at it's worst.

MTG should probably just be put to sleep.

You might try that begging and pleading routine when you're before the judge.

Nobody here knows me. Three people know my name, and I trust they wont make that public.

ANDDDDDDD you're an IDIOT.

HERE is the Greene County Sheriff's Dept actual website, with NO OPTION to remove mugshot's.

http://www.greenecountymo.org/sheriff/list.php

This is a BULLSHIT thread.... gtfo