What's a jews favorite wine?


I wanna go to Miami.

Why do blacks have such big noses?


Cause that's where God put his boot when he was stretching out their lips.

When God created humans everyone was black all over. He told them all to wash themselves in the pool of life. The lazy ones just washed the bottoms of their hands and feet.

What do you call a busload of negroes going over a cliff?


A start.

What does the man with the smallest pen!s in the world have for breakfast?




This morning Gochiefs had eggs, bacon, sausage, grits, and toast.

Whats the bad thing about eating bald pussy????





Putting the diaper back on!!!!

Not really offensive, but I thought it was funny!

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife asks "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in awhile I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"

I didn't want to search all 29 pages but I did a quick "search this thread" and came up empty...

What's the worst thing about having sex with a 4 yr old...getting the blood out of the clown suit

Oh, my. ROFL

Chagrin is now a full-fledged member of chiefsplanet.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?


Nothing, you already told her once.

Thank you, thank you very much...You hate me, you really hate me!

What does Michael Jackson have in common with cavier?

(Highlight below for answer.)

They both come on little white crackers.


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What do you call a black man flying a plane?

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A pilot, you racist bastard!

Why does SkipTown smell like shit?

So blind people can hate him too....

dunno if this one has been told or not...

What's the first thing a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

The dishes.

But the best part is that your cock looks really big when its held in those tiny little hands.