Can't wait to watch some good ole strategy-ball tonight! Hope my brain can keep up with all of the action!

Since when have blondes been known for being a good lay? I thought that was redheads. Blondes are snobby and therefore dead fish.

(I don't buy into any of this stuff, just want to make sure my stereotypes are right)

Redheads are normally either beautiful or so ****ing ugly.

As in sexy time. If you can't figure out that redhead attractiveness swings from one extreme to the other by the end of HS you're probably a functional simpleton.

Can someone please explain a double switch to me? My DH sized brain can't seem to grasp it.

Never done anything with a redhead can't tell you. Had a really good redhead hot friend in college, but we never did anything.

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HA!

I wifed the blonde (only one I "dated", actually), had crazy sex with the redhead (former collegiate gymnast) and was bored as shit by the burnettes.

Stereotype buster right here!


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If I were a betting man I'd say we miss out on this postseason this year and try and make a run next year. I won't be surprised if we make it, but given the circumstances I won't be upset if we don't. Hell, Moose is out for the year insert minor leaguer, Omar died insert minor leaguer, Gordon still a question mark in how his season will turn out, Morales turned into a pumpkin, SP a big question mark, etc. I think next year we try and make a run with Moore making some moves in the offseason, and if that fails and they're not in the mix at the break then one or two of Hosmer or Moose will be dealt at the deadline.

Glad we won it when we did though. Future is kinda 'who knows and wait and see' right now.

Bundy hack your account???

We have scored 21 runs in 11 road games in June (1.9 runs per game).

In 7 of those 11 games we have scored 1 or less runs. Pretty disgusting.

Lol that's not a negative post. I'm just thinking about the future is all. I hope we can retain as many of the core guys as we can.

Of Hoz, Moose and Cain who do you see Moore re-signing? If I could only get one locked up I go with Hoz.

That's a ****ing nasty trend. We get a great opportunity with Colon going down early and we piss down our leg......again. Doesn't seem to matter who we face on the road. Our bats develop AIDS as soon as we leave KC

The bigger abnormality is their play at home, which has many of us thinking that is the "real" Royals. If our play at home was more along the league average or even better, their play on the road would not seem so shocking. We are currently winning around 75% of our home games, which makes many think that is just how the Royals roll, but the truth is IMO the Royals overall are closer to the road team than the home team.

STFU

I'm sorry we stormed your team in 5 games of the WS.

They've been to the World Series two years in a row. Do you really think they could do that if they had no ability to win on the road?

For some reason I was looking up how much MLB teams were paying in salary, how much salary they have on the DL, etc. and I came across the Mets and Bret Saberhagen.

He has been getting $250k every year since 2004 and it runs through 2028 when he'll be 64 years old.

http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/boston-re...t-saberghagen/

Just thought that was interesting and my what nice contracts these players get.

He's a moron and a troll. Just put him on ignore like me or stop responding to him.

I am not a troll nor a Mets fan. I am a casual Royals fan/die hard Chiefs fan. I absolutely do not question that the Royals can win on the road. All I am saying is many like you ignore the Royals' home record while lamenting the road record. This is not last year's team. I am just saying that if you took the blue colored glasses off for a second, you would see the Royals for likely what they should be: a .500 ballclub. Only our uncanny ability to pull games out late (especially at home) has kept this from being a fact. By the way, it is possible to be critical of the Royals and still like them.

I remember what it felt like to lose a World Series. I'm so sorry the Royals hurt you.

Again. I could give a rats ass about the Mets and most all baseball to be entirely honest. As stated earlier, I have a passing interest in the Royals, but Mets insults mean absolutely nothing to me. Only truly care enough about the Chiefs and Jayhawks for any insults to mean squat to me. Do feel free to continue to try to marginalize any opinion against your beloved Royals. I should probably say this Royals team is arguably the best MLB team in the last 20-30 years that should be threatening 120 wins this year if not for the voodoo hex put on them by the devil on the road. Is this more in line with your view of the world?

Yet 70% of your posts are about the Royals. GTFO.

The same is this season as it was last season. With Esky at the top of the lineup. If Esky scores a run the Royals this year are 17-3.


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The last 2 years have been great, but it's also made me feel sorry for a lot of the fanbases too. We have as many WS appearances these 2 seasons as the Sux have the past 97 years. And more than the Angels have in their 56 year history.


It's just sad.

The White Sox will always have their 2005 and April 2016 titles.

Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't realize the Mets meant so much to you. These regular season wins sure impressive, though! You should be proud of your team.

He is sort of right. Losing Moose and Gordon probably hurts the road record a bit. Those 2 were capable of carrying a team on offense single handily some days. Their replacements arent bad just not game changers. Just ask Familia if he wants to face Eibner or Gordo.

there's someone else with a contract like this, but it seems he was getting a lot more. Forget who.

Bobby Bonilla
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/wh...en-mets-deals/

he will be paid almost $42 million after retiring, until age of 72

Bobby Bonilla. I think his ends in like 2030 or somewhere there abouts, he's making a mil a pop.

There ya go.

or 108 years for the Cubs or 68 years for the Indians.

WS: Cubs vs Indians = who wins?


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I think the royals will win the central again this year. I trust Dayton to give us the right people as always.

Here is what his deal looks like..

http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/new-york-mets/bobby-bonilla/

L O L.

Bought our tickets for Friday August 19th vs the Twins. Behind Twins dugout, 12 rows up.

Two years ago those tickets were $35 each. Now they are sitting around $90.

There are always some perks to being the most laughable franchise in all of sports 1990 - 2014 Royals. Cheap ass tickets. You could go to day games and sit by the dugout next to nothing. A few times people just gave me lower bowl tickets because they just didn't know enough people that wanted to go to the game to fill their season tickets.

Apparently Rustin Dodd reads this board because he stole my talking points about Hosmers poor defensive metrics. Cum out of the close Rustin and admit you read my posts. Thief!


http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb...e84661397.html

I'll be glad to pay the extra for the success they've had.

One of the worst contracts in the history of sports. ROFL

Comes back to what I've been saying: If a defensive metric can rate Hosmer as the worst 1B in baseball, it is broken.


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Is there any doubt Dodd stole my material? It was a real obscure (and specific) topic that within 2 weeks has a full article with quotes by multiple people. I'm sorry but there's just no way that's coincidence

and then Fangraphs took his piece and wrote one of their own -

Let’s Talk About Eric Hosmer’s Defense

I couldn't give a shit less about Hosmer's range and fielding when compared to his scoop rate and runs saved because of it. That's where he earns it defensively.

Lets hope it lowers his value on the FA market :)

You are the Randy California of the board. I would wait 40 years, then file a lawsuit.

We have all had stuff lifted on here. JWitt would write his whole article with ideas and comments from CP. He almost used my exact words several times.

and the second biggest douchebag behind Dave Mustaine you could ever hope to meet.

No wonder he's been fired everywhere he's been.

His new show with Colin Cowherd is really, really good.

Stop sticking up for halfwit


Shit whitlock even stole his name

So Gordon in the #2 spot and Esky bumped down in the order this weekend? That's the rumor going around.

Will Ned have the balls to make this move (which is the right move) ??

I'll have to see it to believe it.


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Is Gordon back tonight?

Doesn't appear so.

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They said tomorrow he is expected back.

That would be nice. I'll be out there tomorrow. The bad news is CY is pitching.

Seriously: how can I not feel outraged by all this? Don't any of you realize, or even care what is being done to me???

No1curr

Someone needs attention.

Again.

Good.

I'll be there for the win!


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I care, but only because I want you to sue the paper. That way I can find out your real name and then do some cross-referencing to see if any of my friends are friends with you. Once the cross-referencing is done, I can delete some contacts in my phone/Facebook.

LoCain has the fourth highest split gap in MLB. Before this year he had almost no split gap.


(That's your next story idea, Rustin)

Such cutting edge analysis.... Based on a 54 AB sample against lefties.

You seem to have missed the large sample of RH opponents too. He was league average his career vs righties, but is 73% of league now halfway into the season. Interestingly it's all coming at home where he's only 37% of league. Weird.

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LMAO.

Gordon back. Eibner to AAA

Can he do worse than Eddie?

Gordon hitting 2nd tonight, Esky to 8th

Wow. Miracle

I expected Ned to "ease Gordo back in," for say a week, before making this move. Good to see him be more aggressive.

Hooray!

vegas over under for broken bats just exploded to 7.5 after Gordon was inserted in the lineup.

ROFL

I'm certain it's possible.