So fun fact, her accomplice, Melanie Curtain sold us our house! Her ex husband committed suicide who was my mortgage lender! ****ing mind blown! Two kids who play baseball and now this! WOW!

I doubt there's a specific charge for jizz-filled cupcakes. In most states, I would be willing to bet there is a charge related to giving someone adulterated food. In my state, an offensive touching with a bodily fluid (blood, semen, feces, blood or saliva) is an A level misdemeanor. Punishable by up to a year in custody. Delivery of adulterated food is likewise an A misdemeanor. Even if convicted of both charges, they would merge at sentencing so she would face only one sentence.

While the offense is certainly disgusting, the reality is that it is not likely to harm anyone. Baking the cupcakes would kill the vast majority of pathogens and ingesting semen by itself is not harmful. On the other hand, it's pretty gross outside of certain contexts and her being a teacher and doing this to students would be a major, major aggravating factor.

For the most part, then, I would anticipate the cupcake portion of this offense would, by itself, be viewed as a serious misdemeanor, so, the maximum sentence would be 1 year in jail.

I had to reread my question as it seemed comical. There are some weirdo's out there for sure. You explained that question very well.

I'll also add you give very good takes on a lot of subject matter on this forum. Always appreciated and I'm sure others think the same.

I don’t love her.

That’s freaking wild. What are the chances?

Hopefully she didn't give you cupcakes as a house warming gift

That's the fun fact!

That's ****ed up! Wow, just wow! Burn both of them...

That's exactly why I don't eat at the company chili cook off or baked goods they bring in.

I would think instead of cupcakes, it would be more appropriate if they were ding dongs.

Can't see how they would be any worse for you than the crap Hostess makes...

Wait what accomplice?

Edit: Just wow.

https://www.wafb.com/2022/01/21/mela...ck-later-date/

Yours or your mortgage lender's?...

Let's just pause a minute and identify the real bastard. The man involved in both the sperm cupcakes (filmed) and molesting a child (filmed) with this woman.
Also the same man who with a different woman (filmed) the rape of an unconscious woman in 2014.

The partners in crime here are also responsible, but the dude should be castrated and hung out to die the most painful death imaginable IMO.

No the **** it isn't!