LOL. Had a buddy in college that sooooooo outkicked his coverage. I was like "good for you buddy."




Until she went gay.

Austin is the Boulder, CO of Texas;)

You can try but I don't think there is much work for fluffers here. :D

Seriously though, from what I have read, Austin would be a great fit.

All the "Sorry I looked through your phone" bullshit. **** that noise. Even though you should have never looked through her phone. Your insecurities say volumes about your ability to be in a honest relationship. You have issues bigger than she don't like mom bullshit. It's time to skate.

well most fluffers haven't lasted 9 years in the industry like myself

Well, Los Pollos Hermanos does own several night clubs throughout the state of Illinois.

Capt Carpet Tunnel

Nothing says I love you like taking a freshly fallen out tooth and turning it into a necklace. Unless you get too ****ed up and smoke it instead.

Damn son, that's skill.

I have been called Capt Carpal Tunnel because of how much I masturbate.

How bout Capt Hairy Pussy

:clap:

I'd say stop lumping "family" into one big category. My little brothers wife doesn't like that I couldn't give a rats ass about Christmas Cards that give a run down of the years events but we manage to get along. My older brother is a military guy who has to eat lunch at 2pm every day that drives me crazy. I literally can't stand him. If we were any more different we would be a different species but his wife is cool as shit.

Accept it and choose your company. It's not like its something you have to deal with every day .

Good luck and Merry Christmas.

Get your logic the **** out of here. Some of us are drinking.

I love you.


Red Hook and Bailey's all night.

Where my homies at?