Yes, it is.

An american, irishman and a chinese guy went to work in a mine shaft. The foreman told the american, "here's a pick axe, you'll be in charge of getting the gold out of the mine." He then says to the irishman, "here is a wheel barrow, you'll be in charge of carrying the gold out of the mine." Then he said to the chinese guy, "you'll be in charge of the supplies."

Five hours later the foreman comes back and sees the american pickin' away and the irishman wheelin' out the gold but he can't find the chinese guy anywhere. So, he asks the guys, "where is the chinese fella?" About then the chinese guy jumps from behind a rock and yells, "SUPPLIES"!!!!

I'm begging you to read through some of these. Just reminiscing and found there are some of the funniest jokes I've ever read that exist on this thread. lmfao

What ever happened to Clit?

I think he got tired of having his wife virtually fondled every time she was logged onto the Planet....so he left.

I think Red took his balls out of her purse and locked them away in the safe.

FYP

What do bronco running backs have more of than drug tests?

Baby mamas and suspensions.




Given the subject header, there is probably an impending "bullet proof Bronco" joke, but not from me.

Come back, Clint. :sulk:

A small lad walks into his mums bedroom and finds his dad and mum screwing like rabbits, when dad rolls over surprised

small Lad..."what are you guys doing?"

dad .."I'm keeping mum warm, son"

small lad.."mum, whats that between your legs?"

mum.."thats my hedgehog"

small lad..."christ, look at the size of it's pussy!"

What's silver, 2ft tall and stands at the end of an 8 yr olds bed?

Gary Glitter's boots

What's red and bubbling and scratching at the window?




Baby in the microwave!

What's red and white and crawling up your leg?





Home sick abortion

Don't know how offensive this could be... I'm sure it'll offend someone in here.

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.

Jose says, . 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.'

Carlos says, 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign......

It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.'

LOL I remember this thread! Some really funny shit in here. You guys rock!