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booger 09-20-2013 10:43 PM

The condition Hamas is talking about is basically a dandruff/dry scalp issue. It does fall down to the face on the nose eyebrows and even worse if you have a goatee or mustache. I know his because its what i have. I've tried the Rx Nasoral which is the same thing as the ketoconazole but one is the generic. I've only tried the shampoo though. Need to try the cream. Also what helps me is daily allergy preventative pills like clariton. And flonase nasal spray daily. The condition worsens in my case when my allergies are bad. I have pretty decent luck with this buy am not completely happy with it and may give the stuff COchiefs a try. All depends on what I actually have i suppose. But multiple Dr.'s, all Primary care, not Derm have had the same advice

booger 09-20-2013 10:48 PM

I should try a dermatoligist to see if pill form meds work. Kill it before it starts its cycle
What really helps is shaving your head. Honestly I do all the time. But i got these two dumb ass bald spots that piss me off and I can't do a comb over. They are just tiny spots so im like **** it and buzz it. That and some sunshine on your head keeps it pretty good for the summer.

Unfortunately i had to sell my z28 camero. Being Bald with a goatee and camero got me shot at too much in some of the rough spots I drive to get to work. Just a tad too redneck

Imon Yourside 09-20-2013 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 10003860)
You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?

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LMAO

booger 09-20-2013 11:10 PM

I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

vailpass 09-20-2013 11:12 PM

:harumph:
Quote:

Originally Posted by booger (Post 10003913)
I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

Classic cp post. Deal with this!

booger 09-20-2013 11:15 PM

Maybe SR's coconut oil will help

booger 09-20-2013 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10003916)
:harumph:

Classic cp post. Deal with this!

bathing at the car wash is getting old. Who knows where that damn foam brush has been

vailpass 09-20-2013 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 10003924)
bathing at the car wash is getting old. Who knows where that damn foam brush has been

@onarollLMAO

J Diddy 09-20-2013 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10003382)
If it's AIDS, I contracted it through CP.

Well shit. AIDS has evolved into a Computerized Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

I'm sure I'm screwed. I can say for certain I've touched many the hot spot without protection.

I'm going to die in a CAIDS fire.

booger 09-20-2013 11:20 PM

spot free rinse my ****ing ass!!! I got speckles of shit and hair all over me when i'm done!

DaneMcCloud 09-20-2013 11:20 PM

Just get some Gold Bond Medicated Powder for your "friend" before you go to bed.

This is also good advice for all you teabaggers out there (and old guys whose balls have dropped and are constantly sticking to your legs).

DaneMcCloud 09-20-2013 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 10003930)
spot free rinse my ****ing ass!!! I got speckles of shit and all over me when i'm done!

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

vailpass 09-20-2013 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10003933)
Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

Itches like hell when it grows back

J Diddy 09-20-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 10003913)
I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

I have a few suggestions: first after every poo, run bath water and sort of float around in it; or you can try hooking a hose up to the fire hydrant and cranking that up full blast; however, I myself, just use toilet paper until it quits being brown.

booger 09-20-2013 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10003933)
Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

I trim it with the scissors and trimmer when I buzz off the bush fro LMAO
then I throw it on the deck and the birds pick it up to make nests. I do my part for our earths creatures


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