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Man: Female Jogger Defecates Next To My House...Repeatedly (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=274620)

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9819137)

I have to admit...the surveillance camera footage is pretty impressive. She does her business in about three seconds flat and goes right back to running.

Not quite as fast as that supermarket pooper lady.... but she's practicing....

if I tried to take a shit that quick i'd blow out my o-ring.
respect.
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I'd set up a lawn sprinker working that area

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9819189)

if I tried to take a shit that quick i'd blow out my o-ring.
respect.
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No doubt. I allocate 15 minutes for my own ritual. There's usually a little extra my boy, Colin sends down after the first splash.

She had the runs while on her runs. Go figure...

I'm trying to understand why this person would be upset by this. Most people pay extra for the golden brown treatment.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9819173)

I Luv this story.

I wonder if it happens during roller derby matches?

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Originally Posted by journeyscarab (Post 9818997)

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2...medium=twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A Nob Hill man is hoping that surveillance footage will lead to the identification of a female jogger who has been repeatedly defecating next to his home while out on her morning runs. The man told reporters that he thought it was a one time occurrence and that the culprit was a homeless person. But video footage shows the culprit to be a young female jogger who has conducted her business at least four times...the first being on Easter Sunday.

The man says that she always strikes on weekend mornings. He also claims to be the victim of "malicious fecal distribution."

Strangely enough, the man has not contacted police, fearing that they won't take the complaint seriously, but is hoping news coverage might pressure her to stop. If she doesn't, he may take matters into his own hands: "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!,'" he said.

The good news here is that the female jogger appears to be regular...which is nice.

**** that.

If she kept shitting on my house I'd spring out with a baseball bat and beat the shit out of her.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9819210)

No doubt. I allocate 15 minutes for my own ritual. There's usually a little extra my boy, Colin sends down after the first splash.

yep...I can't believe she's not carrying a book w/her while she runs.
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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 9819185)

Activia!

I sang that when I read it.

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9819012)

I know, right? / http://i40.tinypic.com/etwdy1.jpg

And couldn't someone have thrown one of those cups of water they hand out on this dude to wash him down?

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Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 9819334)

And couldn't someone have thrown one of those cups of water they hand out on this dude to wash him down?

I don't think he shit himself...it was probably the guy running in front of him.
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Originally Posted by Oxford (Post 9819209)

I'd set up a lawn sprinker working that area

Motion activated. Now you’re talking. :thumb: