I've only ever been to a Hooters four or five times. Don't really care for it.

4 or 5 times?

ROFL

What made you go back after the first time you had shitty food and saw A cups pushed up to look like a respectable B cup?

Every time I've been there, it's been bachelor party dinner or friends' choice.

And I don't mind the small ones.

Describes my experience except I took my club sandwich to go.

Can you get Pritza at a Breastarant?

went to the hooters after a royals game several years ago. i think it was in the metcalf area, i believe.
went with my buddy from ft. scott. we barely made it back to his house before my guts erupted. i musta spent 45 minutes on his toilet. it was awful. haven't had the desire to go back.
(and there were only B's there. pretty sure a girl had a peg leg too).

The waitresses at these establishments seem to think that because you're there to see some tits, it gives them carte Blanche to provide shitty service. I doubt I'll eat at a place like it again.

U mean i get to look at dem titties while i eat shitty bland food?????////!!!!!!....???

Sign me up.

I eat fried pickles at the Legends one before Sporting games. This one girl who looked like "Ghetto Tapenga from boy meets world" comes up to me working. I wore a cabby hat and I am funny so sometimes girls like me, so anyway I ask her to tell her story to me. She talks to us for like 50 minutes about how hard her life is. I told her that she should have her brown boyfriend beat up some other guys that were hassling...and she was like "How did you know I have a black boyfriend" I was like...you are in the dotte, and look at your nails and ass. You are a gold tooth away from being a sitcom on Bounce. She laughed and her name was gabby. I go to them more tonge in cheek. I know I would have a one in a million shot with some of the girls, and they are mostly dumb, but I find fun in going to hooters once a year or so. Pro tip for you guys out there. No waitresses or strippers ever want you. You have no value to girls if you can't get laid by a 5 or 6. If you aren't getting any from a 5's or 6's you are prone to Hired Guns giving you attention. They never want you. They want to entertain their "Hampster on a wheel" brains and the they want cash from your pussy ass wallet so they can go ride the cock carrassel after their shift by a real man.

Went to none except Hooters twice in my entire life. Once when looking at homes before moving here, when the only place to close to our hotel was a Hooters where we were able to walk. And same situation, traveling for work, where the only place close to the hotel was a Hooters. Food was okay. Just not my kind of menu. Waitresses treated me find.

Tilted kilt has the best food but the waitresses all seem to have too many tats for my taste. Hooters seems to live up to its name. Just go for beer and boobs.

Social house in Soulard. Body paint, and a good burger

Or

Johnny's in Soulard. Lingerie and some of the best crunchy wings I've ever tasted

ROFL