I remember when I was 17 and worked the afternoon shift. Would go to Jack in the Box at 10:00 p.m. and eat fried burritos and tacos before going to bed. Never could get over 125 lbs. Now I can look at the menu and gain 3 lbs....(

The summer after I got out of the Army I was cruising my motorcycle by the local swimming pool when I saw a girl I know so I stopped and chatted for a bit. Found out she was waiting on a friend to give her a ride so when the friend shows up she takes off. Saw her later that night and laughing she told me when she got in the car her friend asked, “Who’s that Mexican guy you were talking too?”

are you Mexican?

or did you just have a good tan?


I did have a girl tell me once that I looked very European. Whatever the hell that means. Seriously.

I wasn't smoking; I didn't have B.O.; and my teeth are in good shape.

Jello pudding pops.

Did she blowy ou to bits when you were done with her?

Wait, im confused. was she muttering "black guy" sort of quietly while you were eating her out or after that? If it was during, your damned right you should be offended.

I’m part Irish and part Cherokee, mostly Irish. I just tan well and hold it very easily.

Since that’s where the majority of us originate she’s not exactly wrong.

True.
but the way she said it was as though she was saying I looked French, or Italian or something. Very odd. I had never heard someone say that.

shit, I'm not even sure of my heritage lol.
I could be Israeli for all I know

Oh no she didn’t! :cuss:

Pretty much what I thought lol.

She said she was gonig to take my car.....and I just let her take it.

ROFL