I think this chick needs to be billed for his services. He did provide her a healthy drink and he had to work to do so.

I got into an argument with one of my brothers about a gal he was dating that wouldn't swallow. He was going to dump her for it. He is one of my stranger brothers, however.

Oh cum on now.

It was actually Greek yogurt.

So he was jacking-off at work. The shame.

I don't think even the 9th circuit would approve that.

Wad do you mean?

So the guy doesn't feel it is right to cheat on his wife, but it is ok to ejaculate in a pretty woman's water bottle? :doh!:

Based on those pictures, he is correct that there's no way he would otherwise get semen into that woman.

It's kind of gross. I feel sorry for her, and he has let down all men by making another attractive woman hate our gender.

Who cares what that cum guzzler thinks?

You are kind of spunky today. Oh, and as an FYI, never refer to your wife as a "cum bucket," at least not when she is within ear-shot.

I do. She's a sensitive, intelligent woman who could possibly google herself and find this some day, and if she does, I want her to like me because she's quite attractive.

I like what you did there.

LMAO Have you really used the "cum bucket' within earshot of your betrothed?

Damn you are a nice guy.

Yes.