Originally Posted by Laz (Post 9238990)

she looking over your shoulder as you type?

:spock:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238547)

Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.

Originally Posted by wheeler08 (Post 9239097)

I bought my girlfriend Chiefs pajamas online from Victoria Secret. I ordered them a couple months ago....boy I feel like a shitbag....

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238547)

Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.