Rep? Hell, he ought to be banned. :shake:

Of course, the Asian chick might not have been that great a catch if, as cosmic claims, her arms and legs were furry.

I didn't catch that until you pointed that out....

mmaddog
*******

what do they call that?

a trifecta?

hey, what's a little fur here and there?

I've always thought dudes were better off dating women that couldn't whip them. Consider yourself lucky to find this out now. Had you waited until after you were married to know that she could whip you, the relationship probably wouldn't end so easily and you could turn into one of those rare battered husbands that's afraid to leave the wife and has to keep being subjected to her violent ways.


:)

yeppers...

he's already a battered boyfriend...

it's a short step to battered husband...

[creepy music]be careful cosmic...

be very, very cafeful...[/creepy music]

She is Chinese you freak, not Japanese, ninja isn't an issue. ROFL

Dude, seek help.

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/sc/100005114-2-120-0.gif

How many presses of 5 lbs can you do?

Let's recap - Screw girl, go out with old friend, go home with friend, find girl broke into your house, and girl kicks your ass?

I must have missed something here.

Some stories are better left unsaid.

True, but I never planned on marrying her. I really wasn't even that interested in dating her. She was nothing more than a sexual adventure and she obviously wanted more. Her broken English didn't go over well with me...

I can handle myself pretty well, thank you. When you're drunk and you have a gal standing next to you and you're not expecting someone to hit you- well, you're just not prepared for what will happen next.

I've had plenty of past girlfriends yell at me, but I've never had anyone hit me before- particularly a drop kick to the freakin groin.

Dude :shake:

BTW: Did you ever figure out "HOW" she got in your house?

If there were a song written for this, I'm sure it would go something like this...


Dang - it won't attach.