What the hell is that thing? Looks like a grizzly had its way with a Saint Bernard!

Do you have woods behind your house? Look for bear shit....there's your answer!

That is a REAL picture. :shake: It is one big ass bear.

Ooo! I read about that thing. It charged that dude and he killed it. When they cut it open, they found the remains of some campers in it.

I remember reading about it on snopes.com. Can't remember if the picture is real or not, but the story that goes along with it (that that dude killed the Grizzly) definitely is NOT true.

Invite Elway over for dinner. Pour some honey on his head and then shove him out the back door.

:evil:

I'd buy a bigger bear and put him in my backyard.

or a fence.

I guess the fence is probably the safer solution but a bigger bear could prove interesting.

Actually, i take it back -- snopes.com says that story about the guy killing the Grizzly IS true:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bearhunt.asp

Liar! Here's the pictures of the remains they pulled out of his stomach (warning, pretty gross).

Oh damnit, nevermind. You've ruined my fun by posting the snopes link.

Nice try. ;)

These are all good suggestions so far. My wife seems to think the problem can be solved by just spreading a bunch of fertilizer around, but come on. These are bears we're talking about.

I'm thinking maybe a rhino. I'll bet bears hate rhinos.

That guy in the snopes picture looks like Keanu Reeves.

"So you're telling me I can dodge bears?"
"I'm telling you when you're ready, you won't have to."

If it turns out they are Chicago Bears just call the NFL.

Haha.

My apologies for that picture. I thought it was one I had edited Shaq's face onto. I can't locate that one so my joke was pretty lame - like most of my jokes, actually.