Sh*t she owes you a threesome!!!

DAMN, i feel your pain. Those things hurt, law enforcement versions more so than normal.

i take it the electric nipple clips are out?

What the hell? You're completely off base here.

Hey GoatShit, is it OK if I have a post where I want to vent about having a bottle broken over my head and getting tazed without you trying to make it about you?

F.uck off and get lost for this one you worthless peice of shit.

I don't care if you gay, not gay or whatever your story is, I had a tough night and want to vent a little.

GET LOST

not trying to start sh*t here.
and maybe im a litttle on this. But...
I didnt realize this until it was too late.
Once your married, it doesent matter if your shot, stabbed, and made to sleep in the same bed with a raider. Every night you get to go home to that little lady is the best damn day of your life. If you dont think of it that way then your a damed fool and probably shouldnt have gotten married in the first place.
and at least if she is nagging your ass she cares about WTH your doing, although yes it burns my ass while its happening.

at least it wasnt pepper spray.

Dude, life caught you being nice and took a piss on you. It sucks but I'll bet we've all been there.

However, karma's a bitch. I'd give her a helping hand by pressing charges, calling the prosecutor every day, showing up for this douche bag's trial, and then suing his ass in civil court to boot. Make his entire life suck in return for making your night suck. It's only fair, right?

PS, stitches in the head suck. Where exactly did they put them? I've had the forehead once, the chin three times, and recently my big toe after surgery. You get over them.

Oh, and take it from a 32 year old who's married with two kids. I was in no danger of being tazed or hit with a bottle tonight. I was cleaning puke out of sheets at 2:30am instead. And no, it wasn't mine.

And be glad it wasn't FOX pepper spray. :p

Stitches are right above my left temple and the pain is just starting to settle in now. I'm missing a clump of hair that they had to shave too.

:cuss:

And I plan on getting this guy prosecuted to the full extent. If there was something I did wrong I would settle it without the law. But I don’t even know what happened yet.

This whole thing just sucks. But in retrospect much worse things can happen in life.

I won't even ask for details on the puke. :D Thanks Simplex.

Grimm, seriously I am glad you still feel that way, but after 25 years I sure did not and was happier after she moved out. We never divorced but it has been 3 blissful years.

Hmmm, in the hairline. I hear that those suck, never had the pleasure myself. Of course those are sitting right on top of one of the muscles you chew with, too. I know I felt like someone was slicing my chin off when I'd eat after doing myself in.

On the plus side, the stitches and the cut aren't what are making you uncomfortable. Odds are it's the bruise. Don't spend too much time thinning your blood (drinking), it won't help the pain long term since the swelling and the brusing could be worse. Sleep, ice, and Tylenol are your best friends in moments like these. One word of warning, be careful taking off any bandages. You pull and snag a stitch you'll be sorry. It won't come out, it'll just piss you off.

I hope to find this one day, hopefully soon, but I must disagree on the raider comment.

Raider Fans and Chief Fans are incompatable from the begining.

unfortunatley, i found this out a little too late, hence the sig.

sorry to hear about that man....